this is my little story about Lord of Alcohol .
one day Lord of Alcohol was going down the pub with his friends.

When he was there he kept drinking and drinking and drinking.

soon after he felt sick and threw up on the guy next to him.

then the guy started hitting him.

so he got his gun out and shot him.

The End

that's cool,funny and ROTFLMAO

LOL Ok Bruce! I actually have been in a few bar fights but because of puking! Although I did like your tale, still grinning! Besides, while I do own a firearm its not something I can just tote around!

Funny Bruce t'Aussie! Too bad they don't have a smiley icon for public urination! I do believe Lord of Alcohol has been there done that if I recall!

BTW, speaking of, LofA, I saw a report on Court TV a few months ago wherein a man lived near a public strip that had many bars on it. His backyard was adjacent to a parking lot where apparently many people (including women) were relieving themselves every evening behind cars, trees, etc. He finally got fed up with it and started taking pictures of them and posting the pictures on the Internet!! They showed a few of them on TV (parts fuzzed out) and it was hilarious! All these people pulling up their drawers looking very surprised! Apparently since they are out in public it is legal to take pictures if you want! HEEHEE!

Yeah, but who'd want a load of pictures of people taking a leak?
On second thoughts, I don't want to hear an answer to that!!!
LOL

Well I was only 16 when I got that urinating in public ticket! I umm never umm do that umm anymore. Nope umm not me