Paraphrased, because I don't remember it exactly:

Jan: So you're a drow, eh Viconia?

Viconia: Didn't you hear me say so..? (not accurate)

Jan: I can't hear you, no. You see I'm deaf, I only can read lips...

Viconia: You're deaf? We generally sacrifice deaf people to Lolth...

Jan: So I've heard. You know that reminds me of Uncle (so-and-so), he was inside Lolth's belly with another unfortunate man. Well, my uncle had to eat to survive in there right? So he ate his companion...

Viconia: Bertran (me) why do you put up with such idiots in your group?

Bertran: Well, Viconia, it all started with Jan's uncle Paladin-peter', who got into a flesh golem eating contest.

Jan: Yes, that's right. Those flesh golems are suckers for milk, you see..


Viconia: I refuse to listen to this.

Not quite a literal translation, but you did pretty well

Definitely one of the funniest dialogues that Jan has, and he has quite a few.