OK here is a new story!
Once there was a cool guy!

He would look like this when he wasn't working.

His father was a viking!

One Christmas he saw Santa!

Santa waved and left.

After that the man went back and lifted weights

Also he would brush his teeth.

He would chomp his mouth like this

One day his laughing

made a man attack him.

The man shot his attacker many time

But he didn't die for a while

After the battle he went and drank some beer

But however since he was drunk he fell into a machine which choped him up.

the moral of the story dont drink to much alchohal

*sigh*
Jon is dead

hm

Where did you find that brush teeth guy?

He is also in the topic where you posted your story !!! Check my topic, it contains a link to the original.