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Anansi 12-11-2001 12:02 PM

This really tees me off! I play a serious gnome fighter illusionist rpg character, and they have turned the whole race into a set of comedy bloopers about turnips. AND gnomes don't get a romance! ! !


grumble -di- grumble

Am going to play an elf next time for sure. Or a halfling........

Sir ReGiN 12-11-2001 12:04 PM

Another sign of "racial-discrimination" ( [img]tongue.gif[/img] ) is that there is only one photo of a half-orc!
nad they can't have romances either ;)

andy the assasin 12-11-2001 12:09 PM

they disriminate against all short characters by not giving them romances. Although there are a lot of good dwarf portraits and not many good elf ones.

Russ 12-11-2001 03:34 PM

You know, that reminds me of the time when Uncle Queasy (that's Mr. Quayle to you, short stuff) was bouncing around the planes sowing enough wild oats to grow enough bushels to buy a whole turnip factory and distillery in one and bumped into this beautiful vision of loveliness named Raelis... they really do wonders out in Sigil, you know, and Raelis was always very impressed with the way that Queasy could use (oh, are their ladies present? Excuse me!)

Kingenigma 12-11-2001 03:48 PM

Perhaps its just Jansen family that are obssessed with turnips?!

Warby 12-11-2001 04:58 PM

My Evil Half-orc fighter was havin a romance with vicona until I started again cause I got into the underdark and the highest lvl any of my characters had reached was 13. Ooops. Lets just say I died alot and gave up in the end to start again as a Cleric of lathanda.

Warby

Eldoran 12-11-2001 05:22 PM

But turnips are good! And what is wrong with a little comedy? It throws your enemies off, until you dump them off the dock with their feet encased in turnip cement!

Bwahahahaha!

But seriously, all of the game descriminates against gnomes/dwarves/halflings as the main character... It just sorta doesn't work... The mighty Ward of Gorion, slayers of all who oppose him/her is 3 feet tall? Hmmm...

Mordenheim 12-11-2001 05:32 PM

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Russ:
You know, that reminds me of the time when Uncle Queasy (that's Mr. Quayle to you, short stuff) was bouncing around the planes sowing enough wild oats to grow enough bushels to buy a whole turnip factory and distillery in one and bumped into this beautiful vision of loveliness named Raelis... they really do wonders out in Sigil, you know, and Raelis was always very impressed with the way that Queasy could use (oh, are their ladies present? Excuse me!)<hr></blockquote>


haha, seems legit [img]smile.gif[/img]

Sir Michael 12-11-2001 06:31 PM

What...you're going to stereotype a whole race, just because of the way that the game portrays one guy? So what if he just happens to like turnips and tells a lot of irritating "funny" stories?

That would be like saying all humans (or all rangers) are as nutty as Minsc is...(of course Valygar is a direct counterpoint to that argument)

Jerhal 12-12-2001 12:30 AM

Maybe if you had one of Jan's special Turip brews you'd be singing a different tune.


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