<h1>THE DOMINUS DIGEST</h1>

All the news that ain't fit to be printed on Dominus!
A treasury of information you may never need!

Sazerac, Editor
Contributing "Saffy" Photojournalist: MurgyT

<h2>ELVIS IS FOUND!!</h2>

Elvis "The King" Presley, long thought to be a Cosmic Lord in his own right on our world, has been found on Dominus! Apparently a Higardi by birth, his "death" was staged years ago so he could finally return to his home land of Arnika. Since his return to Dominus nearly 25 years ago, Elvis has been living modestly in the guise of an HLL officer, as seen here:

http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/Elvis1.jpg

Being back on Arnika has definitely agreed with the "King"...he's grown more youthful-looking and dropped the extra weight he picked up on Earth. And who could forget that classic pose? Being back on his home world has done wonders for him.

Rumors are that Elvis is now performing music on Dominus as well. Although no one has yet seen him perform, some VERY odd occurrences have happened on Dominus recently. Take, for example, the following shot taken by none other than MurgyT, our newest photojournalist for the Digest. In this shot, "Saffy" can be seen dancing around with a fire elemental, while crooning the following rather familiar words:

http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/saffystomp.jpg
<font color="#ffffff">It's coming closer,
The flames are reaching my body...
Please won't you help me,
I feel like I'm slipping away,
It's hard to breath,
And my chest is a-heating,
Lord almighty,
I'm burning a hole where I lay!

Cause your kisses lift me higher,
Like the sweet song of a choir,
You light my morning sky,
With burning love
With burning love
Ah, ah, burning love

I'm just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love..."</font>

http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/saxx.jpg

So what's next for the "King"? Apparently he's been making overtures to Saxx, the Umpani bard, to form a combo to play evenings at Yamo's Roadhouse. Although Saxx has not yet reciprocated, rumor has it that Saxx, Elvis, and "Saffy" are planning to make a video for distribution on Radio Free Dominus, the broadcasting station of Arnika located atop the Spacecenter Tower...as soon as they can find that silver HLL ball that's missing!

Many thanks to MurgyT for the "Saffy" shot! Keep looking for updates to THE DOMINUS DIGEST: for all the wackiness one can Digest in a sitting!

-Sazerac, Editor

I KNEW Elvis was alive! I KNEW it!
Thanks Murgy!
Man 'O Man! I hope my own party is lucky enough to get a glimpse!
I'll just faint if I can actually get an autograph!


(ROFLMAO! Hunk of burning love...it couldn't get any more perfect!!!!!)

well, as long as moni is bumping the first 3, might as well top off the whole set!!

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I just read all four of these, and I must say I really enjoyed them, very clever!

Ha, keep the great pics and comments coming, this is such fun!

judee

the Dominus Digest is a great tradition here at IW, thanks to our crazy editor, saz. i thot the newest members here would get a kick out of seeing these!

i'm totally jonesing for the next ish. it's been too long!

aren't these great? don't you all agree we want more?? [img]smile.gif[/img]

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Elvis has not many fans in Arnika eh ?
I mean after all he wields a mace and not his guitar :D

The world of wizardry is full of ex-musicstars, in graveyard I saw something "walkin" up to me what I belive was once Michael Jackson, it was called shrieking head here, and the voiceoutput was nearly the same like here on Earth.
The idiot fired shrill sounds at me !
Had to kill him.

LOL Jodmos!
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Have you noticed that the Higardi Highwaymen and Brigands look like Jonathon Frakes, ("Number One") of Star Trek: The Next Generation Fame?
I can't remember his character name right off hand, its been so long since I've seen the show.

and the final issue for our late Dominus Digest. hope you all enjoy them as much as we did when Saz put them out when the game was released. [img]smile.gif[/img]

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