Ironworks Gaming Forum - Answers to the Ultimate Wizardry Trivia Quiz (take the quiz first!)

Here are the answers. See how many you got right!

1. The "Blade Cuisinart". It's appeared in almost every Wizardry game, actually, since the 1st, and will probably make a comeback in Wizardry 8.

2. "Trebor Sux".

3. Tiltowait. (Gotta love that spell!)

4. A magical amulet

5. 4th level, and it was awarded so you access the lower levels of the dungeon via Trebor's private elevator.

6. The initials of the game's designers

7. The Murphy Ghosts

8. Rumphy (an anagram of Murphy)

9. "Turn Left (against the Right) to proceed." It was the hint given at Werdna's level on the tip on how to get to him.

10. A Vampire Lord.

11. The Staff of Gnilda

12. Five (if you count the Sword), KOD's helm, breastplate, Gauntlets, and Shield

13. Llylgamyn

14. Gilgamesh's

15. Your party had to be evil

16. Temple of Fong

17. Lk'Breth

18. They had been sent in to Sir-Tech by veterans of the previous 3 Wizardry games, showcasing their characters.

19. "Trebor Sux" (the same as question #2)

20. The Holy Hand Grenade of Aunty Ock

21. The Cosmic Cube

22. G'bli Gedook (the High Priest of the Temple)

23. A rubber ducky

24. Manfretti's

25. A pocket watch

26. They were the first names of the game's designers. (FYI: "Davey" referred to David W. Bradley, designer of the next 2 wizardry games, and Wizards & Warriors.)

27. Level 4

28. Jack of Spades, King of Hearts, Queen of Diamonds, and Ace of Clubs

29. The Laughing Kettle

30. Malor

31. The rubber ducky (same as you get from the Mad Stomper)

32. The Hurkle Beast

33. Evil Eyes (he also cursed the poor Mad Stomper, too.)

34. In a hidden level accessed from level 777 (Hades)

35. Yourselves (pantomimes of your own characters).

36. The Gatekeeper (had to rescue him from the Sorn)

37. A bottle of wine (he was a SERIOUS wine-o!)

38. 120 years (the course of a full generation)

39. Rebecca

40. A dominatrix outfit (stud-cuir bra and a bullwhip)

41. QueeQueg (shades of Moby Dick here)

42. Smitty (he must have moved to Valeia afterward!)

43. The captain stole "Snoopcheri", his stuffed toy beagle

44. Split him in two, into his "good" and "evil" selves

45. Two ruby jewels, placed in the eyes of a skull

46. Minos

47. Don Juan Luvpuppy (and ALL of the inscriptions down there are hilarious!)

48. The Water Wings

49. His hookah pipe

50. There were four: The Highlander Drow, the Black Knight, the Valkyrie, and the Samurai.

51. A silver cross

52. Annie, the harlot mother of Rebecca (or at least her zombie) in one spire, and the spectre of the Vicar in the other one.

53. The Oracle of Delphi (in the Dark Forest)

54. Bela the Dragon

55. A Diamond Ring (useful in the next game!)

56. The Umpani and the T'Rang

57. (must have skipped this one...sorry!)

58. The Munk and the Dane

59. New City

60. Rattkin

61. Paluke's

62. Orkogre Castle

63. The Land of Dreams

64. Brother T'Shober

65. The City of Sky

66. Her Boney Combs and Brushes (remember the Bmocyenobb?)

67. Defeat the Demonspawn

68. The Dedaelis

69. A statuette named "Tydnab Emyt" (read it backwards for a laugh)

70. Thermal Pineapple

71. Vi Domina

72. Phoonzang

73. Don Barlone'

74. In the Funhouse

75. Jan-Ette

76. The five flowers: Red Rosis, Blue Mythia, Yellow Lione, Purple Plumac, and the stinky White Dahlia

77. Hilynda

78. The Gorrors

79. The Legend Map

80. Step on each of the cosmic circles in the tomb.

How did you do?

65-79 correct: A true Wizardry Veteran!

50-64 correct: A Wizardry aficionado!

40-49 correct: A Wizardry Wizard!

25-39 correct: A visitor to Llylgamyn

24 or fewer: Gotta brush up on those old games!

Hope you enjoyed it!

-Sazerac