I just can't wrap my head around it. Players go INTO undermountain, they don't try to escape it (unless, of course, a Duergar shoves a firecracker up your you-know-what or a drow tries to cut off your woo-woo with a rusty meat cleaver!)

*Knock Knock* "Udos zhaun dos phuul wun gaer, rivvil! Doer doeb ghil!!"

Uh oh! Gotta go!

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*eventually the drow catch the Whackmiester and shove a firecracker up his ass*

BOOM!!!

"Well...the good news is they've found the weapons of ass destruction....
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Well, in PNP PC's go in, get scared out of their wits, and then try their best to get out! So that's why.

I must be getting a little rusty on my Dark Elf language... what does your sentence mean? I got something like:

Knock, Knock "__ to know you are in __ surfacer! __ you __!!"

I guess my resource must have been rusty. [img]graemlins/doh.gif[/img]

;) When the final downloaded version is done--nearly too-- you'll see why it's called 'Escape' from Undermountain. But SpiritWarrior has it mostly correct :D

Actually according to WOTC archive it loosely translates to : "I know you are in there you filthy surfacer!" with one or two corrections.

Ok, I had it mostly correct. I use mostly a combination of first and second edition material. Im not much of a fan of 3rd edition outside of this game.

Uh, there were a few of us that, once the shortcuts were in, would start at the bottom, and fight like hell to get out. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Amen to that.