I was searching for old threads and I stumbled upon this one. The first post the cool dude who started this cool game. I give you


Fun it is I'll start.

There was a kobold named Ko he

... who really, really needed to go PEE!

But to his dismay, he couldn't find a BIG enough tree.

....so he started a search,
and found a huge birch,
and said, "Hey! This isn't a limerick!"

I'll rhyme if I damn well feel like it, Six! ;)
LoL

Thanks for the lesson in poetry, I had never heard of that term before.

I figured it was a name of a specific type of Birch tree or something, then I looked it up and just about fell off my chair laughing.

**Alrighty then, back to the game.**
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"and found a huge birch,"...

Then raised his leg and let out some moans,

but before he was done he could hear some human tones.

Off in the distance he spotted the ruckus,

and grabbed for his ...???

<font color=33CC33>Ummm... Bow, maybe?

Or we could change those last two lines with:

Off in the distance he spotted the fight,
and started casting Draw upon holy might! (it was a kobold cleric)</font>

<s>but to his dismay, his left limb was missing
a newly discovered drow fiend had found his way to the surface</s> [img]graemlins/evillaughter2.gif[/img]

Just for laughs [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

his spell was complete, when a ghostwise came bursting through the birch;
the halfling's war cry startled the kobold so, he could hardly..

put away his peeing equipment without undue harm...lol

after the kobold did that the halfling said

The halfling fell to the ground in convulsions, muttering "My precious! He wants the precious!!" So Bilbo went insane after watching the urinating kobold do an Irish jig!

the kobold raised a brow and took out his blade