I have a closet that's a tardis
so I've found.
It's bigger on the inside
than all the way around.
I've stuffed it with the items
I've picked up from the ground.

Of rusty swords I've many,
A rat skull - make that two,
a rather odd momento
of Old Scabban goo,
an odd seed from a living tree
that never, ever grew. (drat)

Further in there is a box
inside a pet squix.
It's alway trying to bite,
tis a problem I can't fix.
And on the shelf, a bottle,
a Kerielle made elix. (ir - drat)

And Ardibren's keepsake,
I kept it for myself.
That quest remains unfilled
I like it on my shelf.
And robes of color purple
that only fit an elf. (drat)

There room enough inside
this closet dear of mine
for you to stuff your souvenirs,
no lack of space you'll find.
So tell me what you're stuffing in
and I'll return in kind.

Wyv


(I hate typos! I hate typos! I hate typos)

[This message has been edited by Wyvern (edited 05-12-2001).]

No one has anything to stuff in "THE" closet?? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

BRAVO!!! *wheeeee* (virtual whistles)

Excellent, Wyv! Can't think of anything right now (went to a Frisbee fest earlier and my mind's baked http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/bongsmi.gif ) but I'll try to post to it later.

-Sazerac http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/violetb.gif

[This message has been edited by Sazerac (edited 05-12-2001).]

I think I'll store my six seat horse,
and the raft along its side.
The horse we know is VERY long
but isn't very wide.
The sphynx, alas, just will not go,
I know because I tried. (drat)

Well I throw in all the books
of hints I got hear

Hi Ho Hi Ho
It's of to play we go

Next I am tossing in the Tome
of excessive misinformation.
They called it a "Strategy Guide"
to players' consternation.
It isn't worth the price
in any state or nation.

In my WW closet,
you will find
some stuff left over
from the Stout mine.

There's a writ and some bombs
and, oh yeah, a pick.
You can find other stuff
if you give those a kick.

Like all those things
from the Serpent temple:
Some coins, lots of staffs
and voodoo dolls with dimples.

In the Dragon spire,
I found even more,
like a handle, some jewlery
and mana galore.

In the Collesium,
the weapons weren't bunk
and I couldn't part with them
so, I made them MY junk.

Now my closet
is stuffed with it all
and I'm gonna keep it
and have myself a ball!



[This message has been edited by mammawlin (edited 05-14-2001).]

ROFL!!!!!!

Wonderful, Mammawlin!!!!

Ooh, ooh! Let me try! Heh heh.

Here is my closet
'Tis quite a mess
First, a sequined robe
That looks more like a dress

Lo, a quest item I have kept
A stolen helm made of tin
Much trouble it has caused me
For a centaur kicked me in the shin

A skeleton skull amid the pile
Collected from an unmarked dell
Perhaps it reminds me of Shakespeare
Alas poor Yorick, I knew him well

The Staff of Death
Lies propped against the wall
Many a scrape I have escaped
Turning away sword and maul

A breathing apparatus I have uncovered
It is truly one of my faves
For when I feel the need to get wet
I may journey safely beneath the waves

A longtooth hide
Lies draped over yonder chair
I have endured many a scratch
In order that it rest there

All these items I have found
Hidden behind my closet door
And as long as I don't get lost
I'll probably find some more

Great thread Wyv!

Serath

S'more...

I have kept my trusty sailing ship
I can't remember how I got it through the door
Although I think I may have to move it
It seems in danger of breaking through the floor

I seem to have collected many arrows
This one I pulled from a stump
This one contains bitter memories
As I had to remove it from my rump

I once had a scroll of invisibility
Buried beneath this mound
Woe is me, I invoked it one day
And now it cannot be found

And on the shelf, a green felt cap
Nabbed clean off a leprecaun's head
Nimble and fleet of foot was he
I was able to swipe it before he fled

On the same perch a dagger sits
Retreived from the bark of a tree
It belonged to an unfortunate rogue
Who seemed to think he outnumbered me

In a case Shinwiki's Spear rests
Given to me by a shaman who
Once I completed a quest for him
Declared me the great Ukabu

Serath