There once was a dwarf named Rethpian,
Who spent all his time in a Crypt Dungeon,
They call him a Stout,
Who eats rats, tail to snout,
He won't leave, lost his keys, he's not budging!

(Sorry, couldn't help myself!)

Mark

LOL Mark! Love it!

Make some more and submit them to Freudianslip's site at http://www.seastop.com/ww.htm

-Saz

Lava is red
My party is blue
We can't find the lever
This place is a zoo.

Oozes are green
and worgurs are brown.
We are looking for switches
But they can't be found.

Ore piles are dark
and our faces are pink.
Our opinion of Freyedies:
The King is a fink!

We are armored at last
and things turned out well.
May we ne'er again hear
That darned trolley bell.

Great job, Lily the Bard! Another, please!

Thanks . . . I will . . . Hey, Serath . . . I love your hamster quotes . . . is there a link to Booisms anywhere . . . my eldest would like some (he hasn't even played BG but has heard mention of Boo and loves the idea). "Every hamster has his day" . . . love that one!

Unfortunately I haven't come across any sites with Minsc and Boo quotes. You see the odd thread on BG boards, but I get all of mine from the BG series itself. Minsc is one of my favorite characters, so I make sure to add him to the party early on. Supposedly one of the NPC's in BGII will repeatedly try to steal Boo from Minsc if you add them to your party. I haven't done this yet, but the resulting dialogue is supposed to be pretty hilarious. I will make sure to add them to my repertoire when I get there.

Serath
"Sword not work?!?! I need a bigger sword..."

LOL! I may have to play this series after . . . despite what I have heard regarding it's style and structure! There is just something about Boo! But I have my Wizardry Archives series and this second run to finish. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!

Isn't
"Butt kicking for goodness!"
a quote from Minsc?




Mark

Gee, thanks Ali. But, tis your turn now . . . or maybe Davros will offer another Haiku? Am too sick today . . . Not sure whether it is cold or flu but I must acknowledge it has many more hit points than I do.

Lily, try an Exorcism spell.

Serath
"You point, I punch!"