I have been sending messages of praise to the All Powerful Squirrel Goddess and in return she has rewarded me with a 'Dart of Polymorphing' - save vs spell, or be turned into a squirrel. I got it as a random treasure from a low level ambush. Since I am not yet ready to shoot it at myself and enter the Kingdom of Acorn Heaven, who do you think should be granted the honour of reaching this Utopia? Perhaps Shar-Teel is a worthy candidate!

Hey, Katherine, as a disciple of the Squirrel Goddess, have you ever asked the Almighty 'Gatekeeper' for a stock of these darts to help you in your work.

I, personally, am content with the spell of Polymorph Other for all my squirrel needs, but to each his own taste, I suppose--I personally dislike Darts, because they can't be put in your ammo slots.

[TINY SPOILER] In BG2, there's an item that lets you Polymorph yourself into a Rat. So, of course, the thing to do is turn the great, big, powerful enemy into a squirrel, while you turn yourself into a Rat. Sissy rodent-fight!!! And bring the rest of the party over to watch, cheer you on, and place bets.

Yeah, my dad once found one of those. I never found one, but i've wanted them badly. Seems really cool, but getting the staff of polymorphing is more interesting.

Did I really say 'Dart' - what an idiot - it's a Bolt! Now I'll never be worthy of Her blessings. Yes it's a Bolt, you dolt!

Wow, you've been praying hard. The Squirrel Goddess has granted you a great gift. Usually, she only does that to those who are about to join her in The Great Nest. You're so lucky! She makes love to her male sycophants, then adds their nut collection to her own.

I think you should shot that dart, no, sorry, bolt at me! I want to be a squirrel!!!

The only being more powerful than the Squirrel Goddess is perhaps the Fluffy Little Bunni Goddess. Thank goodness she doesn't appear in BG, or all parties would be dead all the time. Not even her side kick, the Easter Bunni shows up in the game. It's very fortunate as no one survives an Easter Bunni encounter.

So THAT'S why nobody ever claims to have seen it. Hey, wait.....maybe if you got a Priest to protect you with Shield of the Acorns....it might just work. I think I'll try it.