For me it's easy: "Fear my wrath for it is great indeed!"
My favorite text line is: Spider says to fly, 'the parlor welcomes' you have come to die, and I know best, coutesy of the DemonKnight.

Justice may be blind, but I'm not.

-Angelo Dosan

"Die, snotheads!"

- An aimless, meandering Xvart

I haven't heard all of Quayle's lines yet, and none of Tiax's. But the last line that did recently amuse the hell out of me was when I picked Xzar for leader for the first time even, and I heard his line "A wiiiise choice for leeeaader.. eh heh... hahaha... MWAhAhahaha." I laughed my ass off! It was his laugh. Too damned funny.

"We may as well save our effort and just lie down and DIE." -- Xan
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, WATCH IT! I'm huge!" -- Minsc
"When Tiax rules, britches will not ride up so wedge-like." -- Tiax
"Elminster this, Elminster that. Give ME 2000 years and a pointy hat and I'll kick his arse!" -- Edwin
Ajantis getting hit
Ajantis calling for help
Ajantis dying
"If you were smarter, you'd enjoy my company more." -- Quayle
"I hate the woods. Always reminds me of pansy Elves." -- Kagain

I love those quotes, too. ;)

I also like, "Montaron! I-... I NEVER loved you!!!" - Xzar ... Xzar has some pretty funny lines. If they worked on him more and put him in BG2, I think it would've been pretty fun. We need more evil people in BG2.

Edit: Oh yes, I just remembered another one. "I will not be mocked! Thou most slanderous harlot!" - Xzar. Yes, another one of his lines. That one cracks me up for some reason, most especially since he says that to people of both genders.

[ 04-20-2002, 03:12 PM: Message edited by: The Jabberwocky ]

'I ate his liver with a nice cianti and some liama beans'- Xzar.
'If a tree falls in the forest.. I 'll kill the bastard what done it' - Jaheira.
'Jaheira...no! NOOOO!!' -Khalid when J dies. (Why this line? coz I'm a sad, twisted freak, THAT'S WHY!)
"Ohh! It's just the cutest little hamesty
wampsty! Who's a fuzzy Boo?" -Alora to (take a guess, smart guy)
"Oooh! Someone needs a tickle! Someone needs a
tickle! Smile already! Yeesh!" - Alora (gotta luv her)
"Shar-Teel your lot in life is to make cookies
and bear children. Now shut up." Eldoth.
"Brave brave Sir Garrick, Sir Garrick led the way. Brave brave Sir Garrick, Sir Garrick ran away." -Garrick
"Evil round every corner, careful not to step in
any." -Minsc
"I am so Smart! S, M, R, T... I mean S, M, A, R, T!"
"Shake a paw, come on, shake a paw!"
"Feel my amazing brain! Go on, touch it!"
"I wile away the hours, conferring with the flowers, consulting with the rain." - Quayle

I haven't actually heard this in the game but I have extracted it from the Biff file using Infinity Explorer.

The Narator: We have detected a pirated copy of the game on you computer and your hard drive will be formatted in 10 seconds.

When I heard this I couldn't stop laughing, on that note there seems to be lots of sound files that didn't make it into the game but are still in the biff file.

For example Gorion telling you to defeat the Kazgaroth Beast and I know for certain that this doesn't happen

(It might be interesting to download Infinity explorer to hear some of these for your self)

"If you die, Khalid i swear you'll never hear the end of it" [img]tongue.gif[/img]

teeheehee

My least favorite is that "You're a queer fellow", especially since i am female IRL .. silly also when you cut her off and she just calls you a "queer" a bit uncalled for?

"Magic is impressive, but now Minsc leads! Swords for everyone!"