Things NPCs would never say...

Aerie: 'If god had intended elves to fly he would have given them... oh yeah' (looks sad)
Jan: 'This reminds me of a time when... never mind, it's not important'
Jaheira: 'Bright Lights... Big city... And all that jazz...'
Haer'Dalis: 'I'm a trained actor reduced to the status of a bum!' (Obscure reference)
Imoen: 'This time I think I'll save myself. Thanks for offering but I don't need rescuing'
Valygar: 'I put a spell on you... and now you're mine...'
Edwin: 'Take care of yourselves... and each other'

"Jan: 'This reminds me of a time when... never mind, it's not important'"

LOL, thats a good one!

Don't forget Korgan: "I've really enjoyed spending time with you guys. Let's go find more people we can help."

I'll second that ;) It's the best one :D

Cernd: I hate camping outdoors
Minsc:I think i just discovered the theory of relativity
Keldorn: Look at the jugs on that broad

Jan:Im sick of turnips. I swear, if I ever see another turnip in my life, Im gonna become a law-abiding citizen!!

Edwin: Dont I look great in blue?!

Korgan: Can you pass the salad?

Aerie: Oh, dont be a coward! Its only a dragon...

Yoshimo: Hi, you probably dont know me, but...

Irenicus: Wanna pway wid dolls? :D

Keldorn: You really shouldnt waste our gold on charity...

Saemon Havarian: Hello friend, and how are you feeling since our last fiasco? I might as well tell you now that the men around us aren't here to help you...

My favourite of mine is the Aerie one.

Raistlin Majere - your Irenicus one is brilliant.

Bohdi: I can't tell you more than you already know so let's just fight without delay.

Viconia: Aerie you are brave as you're mature! I mayhap can learn a few lessons from you.

Cernd: I have my child in my hands once again. I think I should go back to the druid grove. And give him to the trolls as an offering.

Neeber&Noober: I will stop talking.

Mazzy: PATRICK!! *faces the shade lord* Can I join the club?

Minsc: OW! *grabs Boo and squishes him with his hands* Don't ever crawl there again!....Woops.

Minsc: And that is how I lost Dynaheir. I failed my oath.
Aerie: I am sad for you...hey! What if I become your witch!
Minsc: Really! Look Boo a new bitch! (A little crude I admit [img]tongue.gif[/img] )

Edwin to Jaheria: Can I join the Harpers?

Anomen: I LOVE DROW I LOVE DROW I LOVE DROW!!

[ 05-25-2004, 04:27 PM: Message edited by: Sythe ]