First of all, as a new user, I want to say "hi" to everyone. Not a newbie to the game, just new to the forum.

Anyway, you've probably had similar threads based on funny NPC dialogs, but I want to hear some of the random occurrances that made the dialog even better.

For example...

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Jaheira just got cursed by Baron Ployer, losing strength, dexterity and I think constitution. Aerie immediately piped up with the "Jaheira, your hair is pretty" dialog. I almost fell over laughing.

Anyone else have funny dialogs that came up at particularly funny moments?

well, i had a weird situation but its not realy a dialogue.

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I was at the copper coronet doing the slaver quest and i killed the beastmaster and rescued Hendak. After teh whole slaver quest was over, i went to talk to the guy, but when i tried talking to him instead of thanking me, he went hostile!

EDIT:Oops!Forgot the welcome!
[img]graemlins/thewave.gif[/img] WELCOME TO IRONWORKS Neomi!! [img]graemlins/thewave.gif[/img]

[ 02-04-2004, 07:55 PM: Message edited by: The Fallen One ]

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--Keldorn have his older paladin talk with Anomen in the middle of his quest. Gee, Keldorn, it's really nice that you think of him when you're wife's cheating on you and all.

--Viconia's aggressive "what brought you to the Life" dialogue occuring every half-hour or so, no matter if I was talking to Amaunator's avatar, Adalon, even Ellisime.

--Getting Nalia's "we're so much better than the poor, so we should help them!" speech in the back rooms of the Copper Coronet.

--Confronting Delcia Caan with Anomen, Keldorn, and Nalia in your party. The lady just doesn't make any sense. ("Your betters" my butt. The Firecam estate ALONE could probably buy and sell that worthless old junk heap of a castle.)

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I was in the mimic cave in the Umar Hills and my crew had just spotted all those nasty (I can never remember how to spell this) Koa Toans then the screen froze and that mullet-wearing Harry Dallas went into one of the romance speeches with Aerie. I guess angry fish men just have that effect on some folks. [img]redface.gif[/img]

<span style="color: lightblue">Nalia: "How are we helping the less fortunate tridging around in here?" in the De'Arnase Keep.

[img]graemlins/thewave.gif[/img] Welcome to IW Neomi! [img]graemlins/thewave.gif[/img]

I remember I was doing the romance with Aerie and I'd just slept with her. She then said shortly after "I'm so happy you brought me with you! I never imagined we would be doing such great things!"

:D That is of course her dialog when your party has a good reputation. :D

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"Now I remember why traveling with you was so much fun." -Imoen after I used Stone to Flesh on her after she was petrified by a beholder.

"Being underground is not for the Avariel" -Aerie, in Nalia's keep, right by the door to the courtyard.

"How are we helping the less fortunate trudging around in here?" -Nalia in the slaver ship, while we are in the middle of opening the childrens' cells to free them.

"Buttkicking for goodness!" -Minsc, as we are attacking the peasant that will knock reputation below 6 (and make him Fallen).

The NPCs are pretty oblivious, aren't they? :D

There was a similar thread a while back... I'm not sure who posted this, but it isn't mine.

"When stepping over her father's corpse to open the family's treasure chest, Nalia said:
Is that all? I'd hoped for more"

And Pirengle, so in your opinion meeting Ellesime would be more noteworthy than an avatar of a dead god?

Ah, who am I kidding? Amaunator is everywhere. He'll be back, baby. And it's not as if avatars of dead gods are unheard of in this game, hmmmm?

I have the banter pack installed. And the funniest NPC speech thing I can remember right now was right before Aerie, Minsc, Yoshimo, and the rest of my party went in to kill TorGal..

Aerie and Minsc and Yoshi had the sword, paper, rock conversation where Minsc thinks Yoshimo is cheating and asks Aerie to make sure he isn't. Blah. Anyway, it was funny at the time. ;)

On another note, sorry to digress:

One funny thing was Deragor or whoever he was(The red wizard who hunts down the female Edwin) showed up while I was down the shade lord quest for the Umar Hills. Unfortunately, he showed up just after I'd killed the Shade Lord, but before the land had reverted back to normal [img]tongue.gif[/img] So he said, his piece, never turned Edwin back, then disappeared, leaving Edwin as a female... permanently. [img]tongue.gif[/img]