Detonator
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Ingredients,

1) As many Skull Traps and Delayed Blast Fireballs as possible.
2) A NPC you really hate. http://www.plauder-smilies.de/devil/sawink.gif

Find a nice suitable spot where there is plenty of room. Cast the above spells in the center of the area and be careful not to trigger them. Make sure you have enough space to run around the spot without triggering them.

Get the hated NPC to lure as many enemies as possible to the sweet spot. Let the NPC run around the spot, then U-turn straight to the spot when the enemy enter the blast radius. Proceed to praise the Heavens as the magical equivalent of several hundred tons of TNT explode in a glorious display of scorched guts and gore.

Note that it is possible for the NPC to escape this feat unscathed by casting Protection from Magical Energy on him/her and boosting his/her Fire Resistance to 100% beforehand( among other methods).

Cat Fight
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Just can't decide who to choose in a romance? Why, the selection process couldn't be any simpler. Strip off all of their equipment and just leave their clothes on. No spells, no weapons, no healing, no deaths, just fists and the hoot-calling of any male watching.

First lady to get knocked out two out of three times loses and you get to continue wooing the victorous female! Just be careful not to get in the path of her fists of fury... ...

Drinking Contest
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So you think your mighty warrior can hold his liquor eh? Step up to the challenge of a lifetime as you compete against Korgan to see who can saturate his/her blood with alcohol more.

Go to any decent inn and order drinks in rapid succession, alternating between Korgan and you. Be fair and make sure the same drinks are split evenly between the two of you. First person to drop to the floor and puke is the loser. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Anybody else care to contribute? ;)

you can also add glyphs of warding for some electrical damage, less of a chance of evasion, and it can hit enemies immune to more conventional things like fire, you can also throw some symbols in (i like hopelessness)

[ 10-25-2002, 02:12 PM: Message edited by: Morgeruat ]

Symbol Hopelessness is only found in IWD. [img]smile.gif[/img] Symbol Death/Fear/Stun are applicable though, as is the Glyph of Warding.

Ohhhhh! I loooove this kind of threads!
Allow me to contribute:

An Eternity of Torture
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Ingredients:

1) A good regeneration item (eg, Ring of Gaxx)
2) Some good fire resistance items (eg, Red Dragon Scale + Helmet of Defense)
3) A hated NPC (eg, Jaheira :D )

First, equip the victim with the regeneration and fire resistance items.
Now, go to the Temple Ruins.

Some of you may already see the point here... ;)

Explore the dungeon until you notice a Lava floor. http://members.chello.nl/~j.vanthull.../BigGrin04.gif
Place the victim in the center of the floor.
Press 'R'.
Click the Refore Party option, and kick him out.
Enjoy. :D

Your very own collection of Garden Statues!
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Again, you need to pick up your most despised NPC.
This time, buy some "Flesh to Stone" scrolls in advance. :D

Lead the Sentenced into the place you want the Statues in, be it your stronghold, your favorite house, or the statue in Trademeet. [img]smile.gif[/img]
Cast "Flesh to Stone" until the poor NPC fails his save.
Your very first garden statue!
Continue to do so with every hated NPC, until your collection pleases you.

This trick works best with Jan - Garden Gnomes looks great! :D

[ 10-25-2002, 02:37 PM: Message edited by: Alson ]

Ah, my mistake then, I've been playing alot of IWD lately, so some of my spell lists may have gotten cross wired in my brain

[ 10-25-2002, 03:05 PM: Message edited by: Morgeruat ]

heh, I still say challenging a dragon to singlecombat is stupid [img]tongue.gif[/img] lol, of course, it actually means finding one first. Taking on an entire drow city is fun to. [img]tongue.gif[/img] lol. And being mean to NPCs has its up side [img]tongue.gif[/img] . lol. hehe, so whats the stupidest thing anyones ever done on BG? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Mighty Odd Statues
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Don't do the Trademeet quests until Chapter 6. Now that you've done them, but BEFORE you talk to High Merchant Lord Logan Coprith, make sure your party consists of at least 3 of the following people:
Jaheira, Nalia, Edwin, Aerie, Imoen, Cernd, Haer'Dalis (Valen, Soluafein).
Then, with a little help from Slayer Transformation, Polymorph Self, Polymorph Other, Shapechange, and Shapeshift, the town of Trademeet now has an interesting set of statuary surrounding their fountain: A Mind Flayer, a Troll, a Wolfwere, an Ogre, a Squirrel, and the avatar of the dead god Bhaal.

Naughtiness Unleashed
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Roam the lands of Amn and Tethyr, killing all the Good- and Neutral-aligned NPCs in the most diabolical, tortuous ways you can think of.....and generally raping the lives of everyone you meet. :D

Except that with no spells, weapons or armor, how could Jaheira POSSIBLY lose? Unless she was duking it out with Anomen, that sounds like a fair fight. If you insist on Females-Only, Jaheira'd better keep a sharp eye out for Edna, an upcoming Cleric/Thief with stats of 19/16/17/10/15/9.

LOL! :D

Six, you're truly an inspiration to all evil players throughout the world. [img]smile.gif[/img]
A source of evil, and a good guy overall. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Just one thing, though - I think you can throw the Cloak of Sewers in there, too. A Mustard Jelly statue can be... Interesting. :D

*Alson adds "Mighty Odd Statues" to his evil-party TODO list*

[ 10-25-2002, 06:41 PM: Message edited by: Alson ]

A recipie of relief.
Take one idiotic squire and one big red angry dragon.
Remove all armour from idiotic knight.
Shake idiotic knight.
fry on a hard flame for thirty minutes. This is where the dragon comes in.
Season with a little touch of molten gold.
Cut in three pieces and serve! (Will serve...well..One big angry red dragon. *cough*)