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Ali G went to his mate's fancy dress costume party wearing nothing but a girl on his back. "So what are you supposed to be?" the host asked indignantly. "I Iz a snail," Ali replied. The exasperated host asked, "How can you be a snail when all you've got is that naked girl on your back?" Ali replied. "Diz Iz Michelle." |
Hahaha! I've heard Peter Kay tell that before, but not in this context. Great to see it again! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]
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..wife and I just had a good laugh!
I went to work on Friday in a Business suit with branches in my hands and in my pockets. Some got it right away, some didn't have a clue. Take a guess.. |
ROFL! That one was good. [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Arvon Peter Kay is a comedian here in the UK, and he is hilarious! Peter Kay live at Bolton Albert Hall is one of the funniest things I've seen! :D
If you were being sarcastic, ignore this post ;) I like that one about Ali G, never heard it before. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] |
If it's a pun you want...
There was a guy who lived in a glass house who loved to collect chairs. Not just any chairs, mind U--but just King's chairs. He bought all he saw. He bought them by phone and by E-Bay. He bought them at auctions and estate sales. He stored them in the attic of his glass house. At first, dozens--then hundreds and then thousands. Suddenly one day--without warning--the house disintegrated. Shards of glass and bits of wood everywhere. The house and the chairs were ruined. Moral? > > > > > > > > > > > > > People who live in glass houses shouldn't stow thrones... |
God Arvon that was so lame, your rep is dropping :D
Vulcan, now that was a bit more impressive [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] |
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The only problem is, he's too funny for his own good, and people re-hash his comedy for weeks on end. Everything he says is Cliché within a month. |
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