Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings
from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, breaking in,
evading
security, getting out and escaping with the goods, he was captured only

two blocks away when his Econoline van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an
obvious error, he replied:


(brace yourself) (this is going to hurt) -- (really bad.) --

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"I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

[ 12-01-2004, 06:18 PM: Message edited by: Arvon ]

Dear ____________________
insert religion here

Excuse me while I go to the bathroom...

Yeah, I'm gonna have to go pull the trigger too after that one, Marty ;)

that's funny,...took me awhileto get it..this really hapened?

...*smites Arvon*

It's so bad it's funny. XD

decent, ive heard a teacher make a similar joke like that once

Hey now! You stick to stale, old jokes! Keep away from groan-provoking puns! That's my job! And Alex's!

I think that was a lot of work for him, just to have a bad pun at the end! :D :D

Yes this is based on a true story... ;)

Grooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn !

That's an extra ten years in Purgatory for you, Arvon. Guess it will add to your tenures already there... [img]smile.gif[/img]