<font color="cyan">A man lives in a penthouse apartment in New York City. When he goes to work, he takes the elevator down to the lobby. When he comes home he only takes it halfway up. Unless it's raining, when he takes it all the way up. Why?

Come on Callum ya smart-ass!</font>

<span style="color: lightblue">PMd you my answer. But can you try to come up with something a bit newer next time? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

<font color="cyan">Sorry, I'm not making these up they are just things I remember from ages back.

Your PM is right, but dont count if youve heard it before!</font>

<span style="color: lightblue">In that case, I don't think anyone's answers will count. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

<span style="color: lightblue">In that case, I don't think anyone's answers will count. [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]<font color="cyan">No need to be nasty! [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>

Heard it before. Too easy!

An easy one - 4 out of 6 - my average improves