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Earthdog 08-16-2001 03:16 AM

Sent to me by a friend in Dallas:

This is great!

Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!!!!
I was listening to the radio the other day, and I heard one of the
all-time best comeback lines in my life.

Note: This is an exact replication of National
Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army
General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?"

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting."

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Shooting! That's a bitirresponsible, isn't it?"

GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see why, they'll beproperly supervised on the rifle range."

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?"

GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle
discipline before they even touch a firearm."

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "But you're equipping them to become violent killers."

GENERAL REINWALD: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not
one, are you? "

The radio went silent and the interview ended. And all I could think was, "Go Army!"




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Victor von Steiner 08-16-2001 03:53 AM

OMG!!! Go Army. Two thumbs up for the General.

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debiler 08-16-2001 04:28 AM

Yeah, military is kinda sexy.

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Harkoliar 08-16-2001 04:55 AM

that just cracks me up http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif hope you send more lol!!

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Istaron 08-16-2001 05:37 AM

Hehe, that was a nice one http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif
GO ARMY!

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Redblueflare 08-16-2001 10:55 AM

Lol! Bet the female broadcaster walked out feeling pretty darn good about herself! Maybe...

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Gwhanos, Lord Of Evil 08-16-2001 11:55 AM

LOL!!!

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Sir Taliesin 08-16-2001 12:27 PM

<font size=7 font color=orange>ROTFLMAO!!!</font> <font color=orange>Best come back I,ve heard in years!!!</font>

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MILAMBER 08-16-2001 12:39 PM

That just about made her look like a dumb ass!!! That was great!

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Lord of Alcohol 08-16-2001 01:20 PM

TOO FUNNY! I guess I gotta say....GO ARMY!!!


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