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Jaradu 05-18-2007 01:45 PM

http://britishreparations.org/

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Machine guns, slums, prisons, child labor, bad hygiene, the Black Plague, concentration camps, you name it. If it hurts people, the British probably came up with it.
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After obtaining a sufficient number of signatures to show the depth of international support for our proposed settlement, we plan to present a full copy of the petition, in person, to Queen Elizabeth II at Buckingham Palace.
I can't believe this could be serious. £31 trillion? Wow, I'd better sell some stuff to contribute. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

<font size=1>Oh, and check out the commercial</font> :D

Ivelliis 05-18-2007 04:11 PM

LOL Some people are just a bit odd...

Thoran 05-18-2007 05:18 PM

You know... I think my Great Great Great Grandfather once fell while taking a stroll in the Royal Preserve (or was he running from the Sheriff with a stag over his shoulder... can't recall that detail). I need REPAIRATIONS, I've been emotionally SCARRED!

wellard 05-18-2007 10:36 PM

LOL that is a funny website. I like reason 99 the best....

"they made Elton John a knight of the empire"

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Sever 05-19-2007 01:58 AM

[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Can't stop thinking about the pommy girl who had me believing, for a whole week, that i'd contracted herpes. Where do i sign? :D

Dragonshadow 05-20-2007 05:48 AM

Somehow I feel like I should stand up for England... But we did knight Elton John... I really can't defend that

Ivelliis 05-20-2007 02:46 PM

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Originally posted by Dragonshadow:
Somehow I feel like I should stand up for England... But we did knight Elton John... I really can't defend that
That's Sir Elton John [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Balintherlas 05-20-2007 05:10 PM

Those damn Limeys, at least they gave the world Bond, and Mel Gibson an Oscar.

Larry_OHF 05-20-2007 05:16 PM

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Who would the money go to, and how would it be distributed?
Everyone has suffered the consequences of the Evil Empire. We proposed to distribute the reparations monies equally between all the people of the world. Dividing a £31 trillion settlement between 6.5 billion people gives us roughly £4,770 or $8,350 for every man, woman, and child on earth. It's far from enough, but it's a start.
<font color=skyblue>Some of my ancestors had to leave their Scotland homeland back when there was war going on with Britain. I want my $8,350.
My wife's ancestor had been a knight in England, but his grandchildren had to flee to Ireland for some reason and I am sure it was the crown's fault. She wants her $8k as well.</font>

Dragonshadow 05-20-2007 06:30 PM

What I want to know is, is this going to raise our taxes?


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