Andy Rooney says, "As I grow in age, I value older
women most of all. Here are just a few reasons why."

An older woman will never wake you in the middle of
the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't
care what you think.

An older woman knows herself well enough to be assured
in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom.
Few women past the age of 50 give a damn what you
might think about her.

An older single woman usually has had her fill of
"meaningful relationships" and "commitment." The last
thing she needs in her life is another dopey, clingy, whiny,
dependent lover!

Older women are dignified. They seldom have a screaming
match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive
restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate
to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

Most older women cook well. They care about cleanliness
and are generous with praise, often undeserved.

An older woman has the self-assurance to introduce you to
her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often
ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy
with other women. Older women couldn't care less.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess
your sins to an older woman. They always know.

An older woman looks good wearing bright red lipstick.
This is not true of younger women or drag queens.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, an older woman is far
sexier than her younger counterpart. Her libido's stronger, her
fear of pregnancy gone. Her experience of lovemaking is
honed and reciprocal and she's lived long enough to know how
to please a man in ways her daughter could never dream of.
(Young men, you have something to look forward to.)

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right
off you are a jerk if you are acting like one.

Yes, we praise older women for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart,
well-coifed babe of 70 there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow
pants making a fool of himself with some 22 year old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize for all of us.

That men are genetically inferior is no secret. Count your
blessings that we die off at a far younger age, leaving you the
best part of your lives to appreciate the exquisite woman you've
become, without the distraction of some demanding old man
clinging and whining his way into your serenity.

my Dominatrix g/f if 35 I'm 19 ^_^