You say you love us, but do you ever call or write? You don't bring us flowers anymore. But you edit us and make us look good so we are horrible ingrates for complaining. I would like to point out; however, that once again Mr. Nader has been snubbed. Sigh.

Yes, that's right! We have a veritable cornucopia of tasty goodies for your viewing pleasure today:

* New chapter 5 by Wyvern! Will Ratter finally overcome his crippling diarrhea? Read and find out!

* New picture at the humour section! Now hiring.

* LOTS of new hints and tips at the Hints and Tips section! Where are the glowstones? Where are the tomes? Is this strange rash I have contagious?

Coming soon... a new member, a new picture, and a new poem!



The Wizards and Warriors Story Archive

Ukabuslip, why you no know not making subject line so long? UkabuWyv must cut subject line with sharp knife to make post! All toadspeak Ukabuwyv said gone! Must start all over. The swamp is dark! Ukabuslip help Ukabuwyv making subject line short. No more bad subject line magic, Ukabuslip!

Lily, you asked for it. Here are Bush, Nader, and Gore, in all of their Story Archive loving glory

I know this has to have some kind of reaction

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Democracy in action

Alaska is flattered to have any kind of political recognition. (Give Ukabu Freud, barrel of black goo and forget-me-nots). The moose, caribou and ptarmigan thank you for revealing Bush's agenda. However, they are doomed! Doomed!

Ukabu, you should be knowing that Bush is bad! Bad mojo, that man, within the toad village. We try and hold peace with those warm skins, but that man Bush.. he is bad, so shinwicki is bad. He want use toads for selfish gain. Not for toads. Shinwicki says, if all republicans want is sack of yellow, they should stay at home.. for toads no give to Bush-babies. We are of earth, of water, of sand, of dreams. Not of sacks of yellow. We care about fellow toad, not about yellow gain. We are of toad. Not of "stocks and bonds" and yellow-busy-baby says. Silly Bush-baby. We are toads. Toads need not Bush. Toads need water, and cool diving. Cool diving need toad.