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Attalus 08-19-2004 10:42 AM

Look here. :D

Timber Loftis 08-19-2004 12:15 PM

I laughed til I cried. I wet myself. [img]graemlins/erm.gif[/img]

Attalus 08-19-2004 01:04 PM

Thanks, Timber. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Dron_Cah 08-19-2004 03:03 PM

RotFLMAO!! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

Ha! Well, that paladin/jedi surely didn't abide the codes! Go, <charname>!! Just curious, is the Lessa that Aribeth mentions the same Lessa from the Dragonriders of Pern books?

Also, congrats on 7k, Attalus. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

Attalus 08-19-2004 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dron_Cah:
RotFLMAO!! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

Ha! Well, that paladin/jedi surely didn't abide the codes! Go, <charname>!! Just curious, is the Lessa that Aribeth mentions the same Lessa from the Dragonriders of Pern books?

Also, congrats on 7k, Attalus. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

Yep, good pickup. Thanks, Dron_Cah.

Luvian 08-19-2004 03:19 PM

Cool, I like that guy... :D

Attalus 08-19-2004 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Luvian:
Cool, I like that guy... :D
You mean the indefatigable < charname >? He's an example to us all. :D

[ 08-19-2004, 05:52 PM: Message edited by: Attalus ]

Hivetyrant 08-20-2004 09:11 AM

Wow, that was great Attalus! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

Attalus 08-20-2004 02:53 PM

Wait, there's more!

Aribeth and the Jedi Act II, scene 5.

(the scene: the Ebon Hawk, the corridor leading to the starbord crew quarters. Charname opens door, looks carefully around, takes the tie off the doorknob, wonders briefly what a tie is doing in the Ebon Hawk,, shrugs and starts aft. He staggers a bit, quickly uses two Strength Packs, and continues to the cargo bay. There he finds IMOEN, asleep in a double sleeping bag. Thankfully, he lays down next to her and closes his eyes. IMOEN quickly awakens.)

IMOEN: Heya, big fella. What took you so long? (she hugs him)

Charname: (groans) Immy, can I sleep for just a minute? I've had a really hard day. (she giggles) I mean...

IMOEN: (hugs him tighter) I know what you mean. This is me, remember? I recall you tapping on my window in Candlekeep, saying it was cold and you wanted to come in. (she giggles again) How old were we? Couldn't have been more than fourteen.

Charname: (sleepily) Yeah, fourteen, I guess...

IMOEN: Hey, Mission is fourteen! Have you put the moves on her, yet? I've seen her look kinda yearningly at you.

Charname: (indignantly)Of couse not! What do you take me for? Some kind of child molester?

IMOEN: Oh, Charname! Like I said, this is me, remember?

Charname: Well, there is that Wookiee. Besides, I'm saving her for KotOR II.

IMOEN: (sagely) Well, that makes sense. How about Juhani?

Charname From the way she looks at you when you change clothes, I don't think I have much of a shot at Catwoman.

IMOEN: (giggles) Well, you could be right. I've seen her putting flowers in Aribeth's cabin. Hmm, you seem pretty awake to me. (Dives under the covers) Yep! (jumps on him again)

Charname: Here we go, again! (ClIcks Adrenal Alarcrity Pack)
(Fade)
EDIT: Damned HTML

[ 08-20-2004, 07:11 PM: Message edited by: Attalus ]

Xen 08-20-2004 05:00 PM

ROFLMAO! That was one of the best laughs I ever had in my life. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]


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