Ironworks Gaming Forum - Blondes beware

forenote:I got this from Dron Cah (Drew), so don't blame me in anyway :D

> >Subject: Blondes
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> >DEAD BMW
> >A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it
> >died.
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> >After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
> >She says, "What's the story?"
> >He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor."
> >She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
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> >SPEEDING TICKET
> >A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if
he
> >could see her license.
> >She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just
> >yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show
it
> >to you!"
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> >KNITTING
> >A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
> >Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the
> >wheel was knitting Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing
lights
> >and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn
and
> >yelled, "PULL OVER!"
> >"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
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> >IN A VACUUM
> >A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She
> >rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was,
"If
> >you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She
> >thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
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> >IT'S ABOUT TIME
> >A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and
> >asked her what their names were.
> >The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named
> >Timex.
> >Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
> >"HelOOOooo," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"
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