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Zarr 01-28-2003 06:14 PM

Here's a pretty good joke I heard today I hope you like it...it's called Where's My Heart

Poor Mildred was a 92 year old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to quickly get over it, she took out Earl's old army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was badly broken anyway.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and then become a vegetable and burden to someone else, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to exactly where the heart would be. "On a woman" the doctor said "your heart would be just below your left breast"

Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her left knee.

LOL! I hope you liked it [img]smile.gif[/img]

Lavindathar 01-28-2003 07:39 PM

<font color="cyan">Lol, quality!!!!

That was one of the best laughs I've had on here in a while!</font>

Jeffi0 01-28-2003 11:03 PM

LOL! That is nasty, but funny...

I got a good one I heard this morning.

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor!
(get it, A flat minor as in the note, and a flat miner? Hee hee hee! :D )

Harkoliar 01-28-2003 11:31 PM

its still pretty good.. took me a couple of min to get it though.. kinda nasty in a way

Gabrielles blades 01-28-2003 11:34 PM

*doesnt get it*

/)eathKiller 01-28-2003 11:40 PM

I am reminded of Nanna Hooter for some reason:

Click and be amazed

Kakero 01-29-2003 02:46 AM

I don't get it.

Callum Kerr 01-29-2003 03:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gabrielles blades:
*doesnt get it*
Quote:

Originally posted by Kakero:
I don't get it
You know how breasts sag as you get older?

AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe 01-29-2003 12:24 PM

EWWWWW [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Kakero 01-29-2003 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Callum Kerr:
You know how breasts sag as you get older?
you mean the breasts can sag all the down there? ewww...that's scarry.


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