the original thread is here:
http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/cg...10&t=001902&p= the previous thread is here: http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/cg...0;t=010631;p=1 <H2><font color="plum">Cloudy's Cafe</font></H2> Come in, be welcome, be comfortable, be yourself Welcome to Cloudy's Cafe, a place to have a cup of coffee or a good darjeeling and the finest in conversation and camaraderie. The proprietor asks that you follow a few simple guidelines: <H3>this is a real conversation zone, not a role-play zone</H3> *no flaming; if you disagree with a viewpoint expressed by any patron, please do so in a civil manner * any topic is fair game, but keep posts to the standards that Ziroc has set for the entire forum, please (ie: foul language is not appropriate and things should be suitable for all audiences) -a side note from Cloudy: I see this as a place for those short conversations about a new baby or the latest soccer fiasco, not for things that are big enough to warrant their own threads, by all means give those things the space they need and post separately! * Please, no one word or smiley posts (Ziroc has declared them 'real spam' and the proprietor doesn't want the reputuation of "good spam" to suffer!) * do feel free to be serious or silly and enjoy the company of others while you are here. By all means POST if you have something to say, even to start another topic , we can handle multiple chats, we're a CAFE!!! But be courteous and don't disrupt a conversation just to disrupt it. Come on in! The bar is stocked with coffees, teas, juices and waters from around the world. And purple napkins, of course! <font color="pink">The lighting is low, the golden oak counters and tables glow with inviting warmth. Near the window, the lighting is brighter, as comfy, plush leather armchairs wait for those who'd like to read a book while relaxing to music or just lazily watch the world go by.</font> Cloudy, your hostess [img]graemlins/ladyhearts.gif[/img] Lioness, your waitress [img]graemlins/angelwings.gif[/img] http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/cloudy_cafe.gif |
Clench, unclench...
EDIT: FIRST POST! YES! now I can spend time telling you all about my lovely butt goatee! Clench, unclench... :D [ 08-31-2002, 01:09 PM: Message edited by: Horatio ] |
I've got something that'll fix your problems :D
Inner peace- (BTW Horatio this might be of interest to you too [img]tongue.gif[/img] ) Find inner peace by clenching and unclenching your buttocks 20 times at least a day. Important- Feelings of unimportance are usually caused by a lack of importance. Bansih your feelings of unimportance by becoming President of the United states. Hope your day is a pleasant one newly enlightened people. BTW I wanna get something off my chest- To respond to all of Talthyr Malkaviel's expedients would take up too much room and time. I would like to address the most foul ones, though. Wait! Before you dismiss me as meddlesome, hear me out. Look at what's happened since he first ordered his votaries to shame my name: Views once considered diabolic are now considered ordinary. Views once considered lawless are now considered perfectly normal. And the most wrongheaded of Talthyr's views are now seen as gospel by legions of officious, wishy-washy euphuists. You've never heard that his intention is to violate strongly held principles regarding deferral of current satisfaction for long-term gains? That's because his advocates have been staging a massive cover-up for quite some time now. But if you keep your eyes open, you'll notice that it is far too easy for him to use fear, intimidation, sedating substances, and other tools to convince salacious cutthroats to organize a whispering campaign against me. In view of that, it is not surprising that what we have been imparting to him -- or what he has been eliciting from us -- is a half-submerged, barely intended logic, contaminated by wishes and tendencies we prefer not to acknowledge. Still, the issue of what to do about Talthyr Malkaviel's juvenile antics is far from settled. The letter you just read should be seen as a starting point for dialogue on this controversial issue. If you would like to generate weird and random complaints like these go to http://hugin.sigusr1.org/~pakin/complaint It'd great fun, but make sure you add someone who can take a joke to the text. Although in this case I'm not joking, I'm serious. ;) In case anyone missed the link. |
I think that's the first time that's been the content of the first post...Congratulations. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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LOL @ the link, Siggy! [img]tongue.gif[/img] Fun. ;)
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thank you, thank you.
Now, for those of you who admire my butt goatee, the one problem you will face if you copy it will be: shaving. Let me explain: goatees need a lot of care to keep in trim *trails off into a speech full of disgusting phrases* |
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WAXINGS STRIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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NOOOOOOOOOO!
You come anywhere near me with that, and I'll...I'll...call ya names! [img]tongue.gif[/img] |
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Glad the cafe is holding up its standards. Good afternoon, everyone. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Let me out, let me out! Someone, take pity on a 19 year old and the goate on his arse! |
*waxes the goatee*
Heh heh HEH... [img]graemlins/firedevil.gif[/img] *Thinks of OTHER parts of tge body with hair...* [img]graemlins/firedevil.gif[/img] |
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
*breaks down in sobs as a gentle hissing sound emerges from his buttocks* |
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Let me out, let me out! Someone, take pity on a 19 year old and the goate on his arse!</font>[/QUOTE]*Continues eating pop-corn* |
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Awwwwwwwwww........sowwy, monkey...I'll just wax your head...your legs...your eyebrows...and any other bit of you with hair now [img]graemlins/firedevil.gif[/img]
Bet it hurts. |
*runs*
Can't catch me, I do this for a living (almost) |
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And no eyebwows, leg hair or any other hair on his body [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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er...Johnny! I can offer to sell Johnny's body to you! How about it! Just don't wax by head and...other places. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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People maybe we should keep the roleplaying to a minimun in here, I don't want to see Lioness telling us off again...that scares me *winces at memory of last telling off".
The horror...the horror... |
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LOL, nice of you to think of that Siggy, but this doesn't count as roleplaying...I mean, don't you find waxing and butt goatees in every average cafe? ;)
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done. NO MORE!
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Silly boy! My computer crashed but I have 6 pots of vitual wax riiight here.....
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*starts waxing his own legs*................what the hell am I doing? |
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*starts waxing his own legs*................what the hell am I doing?</font>[/QUOTE]Whatever you've been on, I should confiscate it riiight now... |
Anyway... onto our last subject before this...ghastly business.
Aren't thongs getting tighter these days AND Why don't mice moo? |
Geez, it's like being dropped into The Lord of the Flies! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Thongs aren't getting bigger, you're buttocks are just expanding.
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