WOMEN - A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS
ELEMENT: Women SYMBOL: Wo DISCOVERER: Adam ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to vary from 40-200kg OCCURRENCES: Copious quantities in all urban areas PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: 1. Surface usually covered in painted film. 2. Boils at nothing; freezes without known reason. 3. Melts if given special treatment. 4. Bitter if incorrectly used. 5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore. 6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places. CHEMICAL PROPERTIES: 1. Has great affinity for gold, silver, and a range of precious stones. 2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances. 3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no kown reason. 4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly by saturation in alcohol. 5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man. COMMON USES: 1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars. 2. Can be a great aid to relaxation. 3. Very effective cleaning agent. TESTS: 1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state. 2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen. HAZARDS: 1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. 2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other. Not to be disclosed without prior notification. |
Do one for men too, or else I'll thump ya :D
ROFL, that's BAD, Arvon... |
Arvon, when are you going to write your own words instead of posting someone elses? Time and again I'm disappointed by a great title only to find plagiarism or regurgitations of anothers thoughts posted under your name.
Write from your heart and mind mate, not just your inbox. |
Hugh, mate, I'd give you a cigar if I could find one.
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LOL nice one Arvon. :D |
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WOMEN - A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS
They smell good, they look good and by golly they taste good. That's my chemical analysis anyway. [img]smile.gif[/img] |
hhmmm......no comment. I think you should find one for men.
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pretty good one arvon
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