Bar re-opened business. The management (Memnoch) has the following to say:
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OK I didn't want to have to do this. I thought that everyone would have the maturity and and courtesy to respect each other and self-moderate themselves without my having to issue a set of guidelines. Based on the last couple of Bar threads, looks like I was wrong.
Well, I'm a very simple person, really, so my guidelines (which I thought were obvious) are as follows:
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1. No flaming of other people. Friendly ribbing is ok, but don't get personal and don't take things personally.
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2. No spamming. Single word or single sentence posts are out. This is not intended to be a chat thread, you are all welcome to go to the General Discussion Forum if you want to chat. Posting about non-BG2 issues does not belong here. This includes posting about fluffies, pillow fights that go for 300 posts, or anything else that I can't find a remote BG2 connection on.
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3. No profanity. It amazes me that people can behave so differently here as in RL. Unfortunately some people have been pushing the boundaries of this so I am asking you to restrain from it altogether.
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Lord Shield and Melusine are the proprietors of this bar, please respect their requests. Please let me know if these guidelines are not being adhered to.
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Thanks, let's try this all over again.
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Staff Roster:
Lord Shield - proprietor
Melusine - Head of Staff and Wedgie coordinator http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif
Azurewolf - bouncer. Check your weapomns with him on entry
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Sil, Gamora and Jaheira - Waitresses
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Cheesy - Earth Elemental does the cleaning
Tiddles - Son of the Tarrasque. Cute puppy most of the time
The Nishruu - tends bar when I'm not there
Troll cook from Windspear Hills does the cooking
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To prevent earlier problems, NO GODS OR SUPER-BEINGS ALLOWED - I AM THE ONLY ONE HERE. Any problems and I start a character registering forum
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Now - who ordered the Evermete Ale and who wanted the Forever Beer. BTW, Kors, your shop is finished now. And, before I forget - (hugs Melusine)



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No fair Tiax cant get in now.
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Sigmar has only one foe,
and he is Tiax!

Ah is this really the end lord shield.

Too bad I really dont feel comftrable here anymore after seeing the end of the last bar.

Ill go for the dwarven ale and brood in the corner until someone tries to scream insults at me again, then I go.

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Thank you, Lord Shield. I hope this all works out for the best this time as I think you guys can really have a lot of fun here. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

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Unfortunately you made up a character name identical to another member. Wouldn't worry too much about that. I'm not too ken on how Cavern behaved there either
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We have plenty of dwarven ale, but the brood will take time as the shipment's just arrived. The queens are a bugger to fit in the oven


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"Thanks LS. I will go setup shop now"

"Also besides being a Silversmith, I am also a Blacksmith, Armorer, Weaponsmith and a Gem cutter. So if anyone needs some work to be done just come up to my shop and I will do the work for you"

"Here are my rules concerning myself and other dwarves."

"Here are The Eleven Dwarven Axioms of Etiquette."

1. Be loyal and honorable to your king.
2. Honor your clan, your family, and your ancestors.
3. Stand by your word.
4. Never forget when you've been wronged.
5. Never turn your back on a friend in need.
6. Anger and Pride are both good for the spirit.
7. In the hearth, the woman is always right.
8. Never come between a dwarf and his weapon.
9. Never make light of another dwarf's beard.
10. Never make light of another dwarf's levelihood.
11. Honor those who have honored themselves.



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By Clanggedin. What does a Dwarf have to do to get a drink around here. Say hi to my lover Tess.
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http://www.angelfire.com/rpg/evermeet

I dont see how that makes any difference Lord Shield since its not exactly the most remarkable name in the world is is I could have just as easily said James T Kirk what difference and does he ever actually say anything im likely to ever read or is he someone who posts in the things like editing item posts. whatever.

Enough of that and lets move on and go break something BG2 related.

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Guess it's time to shift the bar. I think we permanently damaged Memnsy's fridge http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif
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Bang!
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oops - not meant to do that
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oh poo! we're drifting in space. I can see a Spelljammer ship heading this way. Looks like a giant ammonite

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Neb, Kivan, Tiax and Razzen enter the Bar and go over to check in their weapons, Neb checks in: The Staff Of The Magi and Neb's Pillow Of Wah Whacking, Kivan checks in: Vorpal Blade, Fork Of Eating and Frying Pan Of Frying, Tiax checks in: Big Mace Of Bruising, and Razzen checks in: Two-handed sword +2, hand crossbow +1, a lot of bolts for the crossbow, light crossbow and 2 daggers +3.

After checking in their weapons they order some beer and look out of the window to see how close the other ship is, Neb then asks LS "Will we be allowed to use our weapons if the Mind Flayers board us?"

[This message has been edited by Neb (edited 06-16-2001).]

Err... Bit of a question... WHat exactly is the bar? I mean, I understand the concept of a bar, but how exactly do you have one online? Or is it something else? Err... Just a bit confused here... *sigh*

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It's a roleplaying thread. Read the guidelines I outlined above, respect your fellow members, don't spam and you'll be ok. It's very simple, really! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

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See My puppy Feretrath (a little winterwolf)

I'll have some ale. My little furry friend would like some *wispers in wolf*
Dwarven Ale! Feretrath is like Guenhywvar, a animal that speaks for itself!

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Will the real cheesy lich stop using timestop, stop using time stop, YEAH BABY! :1diablo:

artemis runs in gasping "ga. i stopped reading for 2 days at bar no. 3 and have only just caught up on my reading." after straitening himself out a bit he order a beer and sits down.

artemises driking buddies HE'shash and Tessa enter.Tessa sits down with artemis and HE'shash walks up to the bar. "umm an evermeet ale for the lady and i'll have a dwarvan ale. oh i thought i should warn you some others in my clan will be joining me."
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a couple of hours later
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*HE'tiek the brave, HE'moul the wise and HE'nigel the pitiful (so un-uber he's barely level 1) enter order 7 rounds of beer each (but a lime juice for HE'nigel) then sit down with artemis and gang.

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Bruce The Aussie, Camp Barbarian Hunter OHF
jester of LH and Master Beastmaster of the clan of the Kats

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Looks like I'm in for a dwarf invasion
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The nautiloid ship sails closer until it pulls alongside the bar entrance. 3 of the crew float into the bar. Mind flayers! And they're after the slayers of the city in Underdark (which is probably most people here, truth be told)

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Tancred stares, transfixed, at the bar window, as the gigantic Spelljammer ship looms closer to the Tardis-like bar. His face is a picture of amazement and wonder.
"We... we're adrift in the Heavens!"
"Yep." Karnas remains ever cynical. "Cold, isn't it?"
"Have you ever seen anything like it?"
"Well, a previous owner of mine once went to see that strange play at the Five Flagons - 'Wandering Amongst the Eyes of the Gods', I think. Odd story, about some orb that was threatened by An evil race of planeswalkers, and a heroic crew of a ship lost in space that tried to save them. Excellent acting, except for the lead guy, who kept singing about tambourines."
"Amazing."
"Just think!" The sword pitches a slight element of sarcasm into its' tone. "You could meet Helm, or something like that!"
The fear and awe that crosses the paladin's face lasts for half an hour.

OOC: Hey, wow! Grateful smiles to all who thought the Lawyer thing was funny enough to mention. Just think! A few more months of this, and I might just have a bigger ego...

OCC

Never did that part of the game. Also just so you guys know Tess is a succubus and she has been my characters lover for a long time now.

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"Tess, my love could you get me some Dwarven ale and grab something for yourself to drink also."

"I am just to tired to carry the drinks upstairs right now."

Tess "certainly my love."

"Thanks darling. Oh by the way everyone I also dable in Goldsmithing."

Tess "He is good with Goldsmithing also. Don't you just love the gold accents he did with my clothing."

*Tess models her clothes that she is wearing*

"Tess stop that you are making me blush."

Tess "Sorry I didn't mean to make you blush but I am so proud of what you did that I can't help myself."

Tess "LS is there any chance to get a couple of kegs of Dwarven ale brought upstairs for Kors. When he is doing any work, he loves to drink at the same time."

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http://www.angelfire.com/rpg/evermeet

Tancred eventually sits down, needing a sip of alcohol to steady his frayed nerves. As he does so, he notices the Dwarf smith eagerly chugging away the tankards of Dwarf ale, and his blue, winged companion. He falls off his chair as his Detect Alignment ability overloads.

Scuse me, this will only take a second, if you know me I had someone make me a special sword, The one and only Flayerslayer, LS please have mop and bucket handy. me and my bastard sword +3 will handle it !!!!

Azurewolf, I will return to check my sword in a minute, but first time to dispence some justice.

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" Live by the Sword...live a good life"

oops! I forgot to warn the new guy
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Swordbaron lays into th 3 mindflayers, wounding them easily with his sword. The Mind Flayer's wounds regenerate, however. They respond with a stun, but Swordbaron shakes this off. Both sides are puzzled
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"Sorry guys!" says the bartender "but nobody dies here except for certain suicides. Also, controlling/enchanting wil not work"
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The Mind Flayers look puzzled at this and decide, **** it, let's have a beer then.

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Kivan plays Whist with a couple of the Flayers and Tiax preaches to one of them while a "mildly" drunk Razzen thinks that another of the Flayers is one of his old friends and speaks to him in slurred tones about the "good old days".

Meanwhile, Neb has cast protection from Very, Very, Very Extreme Cold and protection from Anxphyxiation(spelling), and has ventured outside to have a look at the Flayer ship, he notices that all of the Flayers are inside the Bar drinking and having fun, and then decides to go aboard the ship and look for treasure/alcohol/fun/adventure.

LS not a new guy just not been in the bar since 2 or 3, ok, if they guest will wait and see. no offence to the flayers, I hate em is all, Azurewolf, this is a one of a kind swoprd, please take care of it, LS mead please.....forgot no one dies, just love attacking flayers with sword made to kill flayers !!

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oh LS gonna need a room with a view, one away from the ship the flayers came in, 100 gp doo, thank you I will be in my cabin, niters

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" Live by the Sword...live a good life"

Four elven assassins come into the bar after a good jobs worth of murdering.

The first elf says "Give us elves a towel so we can clean our daggers please."

The second elf says. "Heres a tip."

The third elf says. " No! I got that gold from murdering that noble on Berginyon Street! Give that back! Give here the broken opal!"

The fourth elf says. "Now, do you have any water? I dont drink."http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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"Hey LS I forgot to ask if my Penthouse has a sound damping field around it. I don't want any sounds coming from my suite to disturb the other guests."


"Come along Tess stop distracting the customers."

*Kors and Tess leave the common room to go upstairs."

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[This message has been edited by BladeMaster (edited 06-16-2001).]

The elves are talking privatly before they get there drinks

The first name is Slakl

The second name is Frea'aer

The third name is Deijor

The fourth name is Shadow


Shadow starts talking "Oops, I left Speedy outside! Ill be right back."

Frea'aer says "Who is Speedy?"

Slakl says "Speedy is Shadow's pet Efreeti."

Frea'aer says "Oh yeah I forgot!"


Shadow comes back in with Speedy.

Shadow says "Speedy, can you pay the bills? Thanks!"

Speedy went to pay the debts! Then yhe came back.

Shadow speaks to his fellow elves with a whispering tone.


"Ok, our next murder is going to be on Dudley the Vain. Whitout his gold, we will never be able to pay back the Jahara'vijeref'korea guild."

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Azure stumbles back his arms loaded with weird assorted weapons.
"Alright Lord Shield where do I dump this lot?"

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"I was born of darkness. My fathers eyes closed before mine opened. I am not of this world or the other, and I have the right to be what I am..."

"I've put my trust in you, pushed as far as I can go. For all this theres only one thing you should know....."

Caleb grabs someones giant whip from azurewolf ties it around his leg and and ties the other end to the main bar table then run outside yelling "BUNGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

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BOW TO THE BISCUIT KING AND HIS THRONE OF SCONE!!!

Razzen looks at the whip stretching past him, it's too high to step over, if he ducks under it he's probably going to fall and he REALLY needs to locate a bathroom, to solve his problem Razzen grabs a knife from the bar and cuts the whip, he then continues searching for the bathroom, ignoring the scream of some unlucky bungee jumper.

Kiraleen enters the bar, still looking over her shoulder for a last glance at the spelljamming ship as the door closes behind her. She gazes around the common room, stepping back toward the bar's entrance at the sight of the mindflayers; the faerie dragon draped around her shoulders buries himself under her hair until only his butterfly wings are visible. The half-elf's brows dip into a frown -- stay or go? After a few moments she shrugs and heads for the weapons check.

"Hello," Kiraleen says as she hands Azurewolf two daggers, a sling and compartmentalized bullet pouch, and a Staff of Power. "That should be it.. no, wait..." She slaps the sides of her hooded jacket, muttering under her breath until one hand slips into a pocket "Here."

She hands Azurewolf a small wand, just under a foot in length, made from a pathwork of metals,woods, and gems; at the tip is a stereotypical wizard's hat carved from what looks like ivory. The thing is at once gaudy and sinister, a beautiful eyesore.

"It's a Wand of Wonder," Kiraleen explains. "The *instant trigger* has been neutralized... I think. I hope."

"I'll keep that in mind. If that's it, have a seat, and welcome to the Bar."

Kiraleen chooses a table with a window that offers a view of the spelljammer ship. "Mead, and a glass of Pure Water on the side, please," she tells the waitress.

"You forgot the pie!" The faerie dragon crawls out from Kiraleen's hair and peers at Jaheira. "Apple pie, too."

"Please," Kiraleen says automatically.

The faerie dragon sighs dramatically, rolling his eyes. "Please," he repeats. A wide smile splits his snout. "And -- Hey,Kool-Aid!"

"OH YEAH!"

The deep, male voice comes from behind the bar -- behind Lord Shield, in fact. One of the flagons flows like molten glass, reforming into a wide-bodied, wide-lipped crystalline pitcher. Stubby arms and legs sprout from the sides and bottom, and a cartoony smiling face blossoms on the front. It jumps off the shelf, runs past Lord Shield and jumps onto Kiraleen's table.

"It worked! It worked! It worked!" The faerie dragon launches into the air, fly loops the common room, and plants a noisy kiss on Tancred's forehead before returning to his mistress.

Caleb crashes through the roof of a mind flayer ship where he sees a noober being studied by the mind flayers. Apparently they are TRYING to eat him but they just cant find his brains. Caleb sneaks past them and goes to the control room. He steers it to the bar then gets out walks in the bar and yells "WHO CUT THAT WHIP!"

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BOW TO THE BISCUIT KING AND HIS THRONE OF SCONE!!!

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Mouse, having only now made his way back from "The War That May Not Speak It's Name" walks slowly into the bar. He sees one or two fellow veterans of the conflict and nods to them in acknowledgement. They share a common bond and need no words to expess their fellowship.

He makes his way to a secluded corner table and sits down. Scanning the surroundings he notices the signs of order where there used to be chaos.

It will only be a brief visit, he knows, as further adventures await. He takes his time drinking a dwarven ale, savouring it's unique qualities.

With a sigh he gets to his feet and gathers his meagre possessions. On his way to the door he stops at the bar and hands the barkeeper a small roll of parchment.

"Please give this to the elflet, should she still be in your employ"

The barkeeper gives a small nod and takes the message.

Nothing more needing to be said or done, Mouse leaves the bar to meet his destiny.



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Mouse

artemis walks up to LS "what shapeis the bar? i mean there seems to be about 50 people sitting in sucludded corners. also i'd like 200 shots of whisky for drinking games."

*NEW GAME*

the rulez are as this:

the higher your constitution is the more shots you can have.
the higher your dexterity the less likely you are to spill the shot everywhere so you can have moreshots.
the higher your strength the more you can lift before callapsing.
the higher your intellegence the more you know about taking alcohole in such a way as to make you not as drunk
the wiser you are the quicker you realize how stupid and pointless this is and
the quicker you stop (you can take less shots basically)

so heres how to do it. print your attrebutes (serios ones not all 25's) then work out how many shots you can take.
the stat-shots is:
(for con,int,dex and str)
stat No. of shots
3-6 05
7-10 11
11-14 15
15-17 20
18-21 24
22-24 28
25 32

(for wis)
3-6 27
7-10 23
11-14 18
15-17 14
18-21 09
22-24 04
25 01

Lets get drinking!

Razzen hides behind the bar as Caleb stalks in demanding to know who cut the whip.

Meanwhile, Neb is rummaging through the Flayer's ship's storage room, he is finding all sorts of interesting things in there.

One Mind Flayer finds Noober's brain by clamping on his arse where he talks out of. Unfortunately, the brain poisons him and he dies

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While the Flayers are busy investigating the death of one of their number, Neb sneaks past them under cover of an Invisibility spell, pockets and Bag Of Holding bulging with interesting stuff that he has plundered from the Flayers ship.

Thanks for giving these rules Memsy, I am sure we will be able to keep the bar in line now...at least I promise I will do my utmost best http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif
LS sweetie, thanks for reopening and posting Memnoch's rules http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif oh, and ~hugs back~ Do you have that scroll of paper for me that Mouse asked you to keep? I wonder what's in it... I sure hope Mouse will return after his travels... he is such a nice guy http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif
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~"So, we are in outer space now..." says the elf, feeling a bit scared in a place so far from home, separated from the blackness outside only by the walls of the flying Inn. "Oh well, I suppose I should be glad to be away from stuffy old Athkatla! Maybe I can even learn some new wedgies from this strange world's inhabitants" She grins mischievously.http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/heee.gif So, what's the plan? I sure would like to go out and explore for a bit!~




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Your voice is ambrosia

damn, no super beings? well, i guess i cant come in, but my simalcrum can!

Sephiroth casts Simalcrum and sends him into the bar

Hello, can i get a drink, or do i have to bring the REAL me in here?

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I'll kidnap ya fer 100, reprogram ya fer 300, and kill ya fer 500! Oh come one! I'll throw in the killin' fer 250!

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I'll kidnap ya fer 100, reprogram ya fer 300, and kill ya fer 500! Oh come one! I'll throw in the killin' fer 250!

If SImulacrum's have the God's power, none of them either. Otherwise the drink arrives
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Mel, you have the perfect opportunity to learn Zero-G wedgies - I hate to think what happens with them. What kind of undies do Mind Flayers wear anyway?

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Neb sits down by the Bar and drinks until most of the organs in his body fails, at that point he pays a cleric to Heal him and then continues drinking.

Tiax has dissapeared and is nowhere in sight.

Razzen has collapsed from drunkenness.

Kivan is the only one of the four who is still sober, at the moment he is getting nervous because the guy sitting to his right looks like a psycho, talks like a psycho and acts like a psycho, and he has a living hand with him, however, Kivan is too lazy to leave and just attempts to ignore him instead.