You've probably heard of "Bowlingual", an attachment to a dog's collar that transmits the back to a hand held unit that tells you what the dog is trying to communicate.

The makers of Bowlingual are now working on "Meowlingual" for cats.

Sad world, isn't it? Countless pet owners have managed to survive without either of these gadgets. Still, the Bowlingual does actually seem to work as claimed.

Cat owners, would you buy a Meowlingual?

I wonder what a Meowlingual will/would/should communicate?

Feed me( and I'll get my claws outta your leg )
I just coughed up a furball in your shoe.
I left a dead mouse behind your desk.
I want attention
I am angry ( who needs a Meowlingual to translate a lashing tail? )

Pang [img]graemlins/cat3.gif[/img]

Where can I buy "Bowlingual" at? :D

The item on our TV news showed it being sold in a Japanese department store, a few days ago. I don't know if Bowlingual is on sale anywhere else yet. There might be somewhere you could buy it over the net.

OOOOOOOOOOOOH I want one! even if my cat will only speak to me in Nippon that will be better than anything! OOOH Sugoi Dekimasu!!! Wai!!!! I want one!!!

You forgot

Clean my litterbox (I just pooped on your new carpet)

How 'bout "I'm feeling affectionate, so I'm going to try to impale you with my claws now."

[ 09-29-2002, 10:11 PM: Message edited by: True_Moose ]

LOL! Or my cat's trademark
"I'm feeling really affectionate, which is why I'll now chew on your hand like a piece of raw meat."

[ 09-29-2002, 11:16 PM: Message edited by: Lharae ]

I wonder what would happen if [img]graemlins/choc3.gif[/img] got one on.

I want to dominate the world
Bow to the Meow
Meow, Damnit :D
etc.

;)

my cat would say "get this damn collar off me before i intoduce you to mr and mrs claws and their son gonnamaulyouwithmy"

I hear they're working on human version for people who have trouble understanding what their body is "saying" to them.

It's called Bowel-lingual. :D