Do you ever wonder if there is something more to this life? Do you get bored easily with the platitudes and mind numbing tedium that this existence offers?

I now offer you release from the mediocrity that pervades your life.

The HADB clan is now open to new members. Who are we? We are the Hamlet and Doughboy clan. We haven’t been around as long as some other clans, but what we lack in longevity, we certainly have in quality. Quality in personality, creativity, intellectual supremacy, passion, and humorous replies are our forte. We are also good looking, well spoken and good with kids. (the kids that are easy to get along with as opposed to the kids that insist on putting play-do in your ears and calling you mister poopy pants)

We offer you a special kinship that you have not experienced as of yet. We are extremely loyal to each of our members and would give our digital existence for one of our own. We support each member as if they were our closest friend. HADB is about people.

Our History
It was Caleb and Azure Wolf who founded our clan. Their wisdom and forethought coupled with intuitive reasoning brought about the magnificent HADB clan.
It was Azure Wolf who stayed as our overlord and kept us in check. Without him, we would randomly reply with one sentence replies, thus creating spam. His discipline, strong character, and a small bit of munificence helped us grow.

Our Future Much of what we are now is greatly dependant upon a gentleman known as Sigmar. His unrelenting faith in the HADB has exhorted us to continue the struggle. We will always be grateful to this solid, loyal, and very trustworthy member. We will continue growing and struggling to become precisely what the Iron Works forum needs.

Will you pick up the gauntlet and accept the challenge? You could end the meaningless suffering that so many clans suffer from. Join us now and brag to your friends that you are a member of the illustrious HADB clan. Yes, your parents will be proud of you and laud your accomplishments.

Decide…HADB or fruitless mediocrity. Come and feel the inexorable passion of HADB!!

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[ 12-04-2002, 05:12 PM: Message edited by: Hiram Sedai ]

Every member also recieves punch and pie...its worth a try [img]tongue.gif[/img]

e gads you lie can't be, not around as long as the oter clans?? We have been around for a long time, we are one of the 3 or 4 oldest clans if my memory serves me right. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Ooo, clan. Um... is there a pension plan? En-suite bathroom?

"It was Azure Wolf who stayed as our overlord and kept us in check. Without him, we would randomly reply with one sentence replies, thus creating spam. His discipline, strong character, and a small bit of munificence helped us grow."

I like the sound of this fella

Where do I sign up? Is there a filter, any requirements? Where do I sign up?

I think the members of ALSB scared off the HADB and in doing thus died out as well :( was and has been a sad and dark time.

*waves arm* am I allowed to join? [img]smile.gif[/img] what are the requirements?

EDIT- *waves at tancred* hey, havent seen you for awhile! [img]smile.gif[/img]

[ 08-02-2004, 05:27 PM: Message edited by: Skydracgrrl ]

Hey, I guess I could join. what kind of jobs does the clan offer?

Yeah, where do I sign up?