The Size of Balls

After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on America's ball-related recreational preferences:

1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is basketball.

2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling.

3. The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is football.

4. The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball.

5. The sport of choice for middle management is tennis.

6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf.

Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

LMAO ...

* Then he realizes he plays tennis and is in the "middle management" group *

Damn that is what my wife has been complaining .. thnkx for clearing this up!@ [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Hm...what if you play badminton?!? :D

Well, look at it this way. At least you're balls are shaped normally. Mine are pointed at each end. (football)

lol! But the conclusion is very true, isn´t it now ;) :D :D

Pity the men who play marbles. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

what would they be, presidents? Prime Ministers? or is it Monarchy who play marbles? lol :D (good point, Talthyr [img]smile.gif[/img] )

badmiton doesn't USE balls! but what about field hockey?

<font color="plum">Thank goodness I never quit playing Dodge-ball. :D </font>

heh... that's a pretty nice ammount of trouble those reasearchers went to...