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Arvon 11-23-2004 07:09 AM

Thanksgiving Divorce

An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about," the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,"the old man says. "We're sick and tired of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her." And he hangs up.

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.

"Like Heck they're getting a divorce, she shouts. "I'll take care of this."

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" And she hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone, smiles and turns to his wife. "They're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."

Callum 11-23-2004 07:17 AM

Haven't heard this one before! Nice! :D

Hivetyrant 11-23-2004 07:28 AM

lol, always loved that one. For christmas, birthday or thanksgiving [img]tongue.gif[/img]

dplax 11-23-2004 07:33 AM

Great joke Arvon. Your latest few jokes have been quite good.

RevRuby 11-23-2004 08:40 AM

i love that one. i'll prolly use it on my own kids someday!

Bahamut 11-23-2004 09:03 AM

Ahhh that's great! :D

I needed that one... hahaha

RoSs_bg2_rox 11-23-2004 12:27 PM

God, some family that guy has... :D

Dron_Cah 11-23-2004 02:06 PM

Excellent!! [img]smile.gif[/img] That sounds like a good tactic.... :D

Kakero 11-23-2004 07:34 PM

That's a nice way. great tactic! LOL

Variol (Farseer) Elmwood 11-23-2004 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dplax:
Great joke Arvon. Your latest few jokes have been quite good.
Gees d, another avatar already. You must be the official crazy poster guy here! Anyway, congrats' on Dracolichdom.
I PM'd you again. See if ya' get it.


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