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Micah Foehammer 07-19-2004 02:51 PM

A body builder picks up a blonde at a bar and takes her home with him.
He takes off his shirt and the woman says, "What a great chest you have."
The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lb. of dynamite."
He takes off his pants and the woman says, "What massive calves you have."
The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lb. of dynamite."
He then removes his underwear and the woman goes running and screaming
out of the apartment.
The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her.
He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment.
The woman replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I
saw how short the fuse was."

Aerich 07-19-2004 02:59 PM

Hahaha, Whee! (willie) [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img]

Good joke, Micah.

Arvon 07-19-2004 03:06 PM

*sigh*

Cloudbringer 07-19-2004 03:17 PM

*snicker* Bad blonde jokes... LOL...there must be millions of them out there! :D [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] But I have to admit, this made me giggle.

Micah Foehammer 07-19-2004 03:20 PM

Now everyone close their eyes and try to visualize the dialogue but give the body builder a GERMAN ACCENT.

hehehehe

Hasta la Vista ... baby

Blind_Prophet 07-19-2004 09:19 PM

That was pretty funny

Paladin2000 07-19-2004 11:50 PM

[img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] I wonder if it is true what they all say about body builders' smaller-than-average "equipment". [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

Dron_Cah 07-20-2004 12:10 AM

Dont wanna think about it, Paladin. :shudder:

Intrepid 07-20-2004 01:51 AM

hahaha
i wasn't expecting that

Harkoliar 07-20-2004 03:32 AM

*groan*.. [img]tongue.gif[/img]


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