Ironworks Gaming Forum - Your first BEST OF DISSES collection :-)

Courtesy of rapbattles.com and me. Well I've selected some that I thought were really clever and/or humourous. I've omitted the explicit ones, for the sake of the many 5 year-olds who read this forum :D
(apologies for the bad grammar/spelling in some of them, I'm just copy/pasting)
Also, I've no way of knowing whether these really are the best or not, me quoting myself is not cos I'm among the best (I'm not....yet) but I just know more of my own stuff obviously [img]smile.gif[/img]

Let me know if you like, then I'll do another collection next week or something

You gotta look out for wordplay - words combined/split and double meanings etc.

i got a problem with losing, looks like you dont need a guide... you two are already aquainted
Ruthless is Ashamed... always Goes Out with a Loss but still denies that they Dated//
-evolve vs. ruthless

Even kids kick your ass and if you ever become a respected head
They'll just act more polite and hand your ass to you instead
-me against can't remember who (modest :D )

You not played with shit? ur battling skill level reached certain heights,
Even Made A Name for yourself, followed by typin' ur password in twice
-ricochet vs. evolve

& you shouldn't resent me... im doing what everyone expects me too
the fact is, we are BOTH Losers
You Lost the battle.. & well... I Lost all respect for you
-evolve vs. bribeone

You voters can count me out, my advice is hold the phone.....
Cuz if Evolve's Origin is Ill...then he must be far from home!......
-taktik vs. evolve

Old man on RB... why cant you and BTK just die now...
'Volve a good parent?…you cant even raise the voters eye brows...
-chrit vs. evolve

ya average hits barely connect, so why's this vet commended?
axe could steppe up.. & the plateau would actually get offended
-feeble minded vs. axe e umm

& ya ass lands out of commission, sav's whored & perished
if you could step son, it would be by a former marriage
-feeble minded

She just rose through the grapevines…Quill ain’t vet, ya see
‘cuz it ain’t that she got no vice...
…she straight has novice tendencies
Meters vs. Quill

used to look up to you, now i'm dope.... funny isnt it?
& i'd tip my hat to you.. but people would toss money in it
-quote

Smoka'll ruin ya vows, don't worry...I'll leave a tomb in your house
Bitch is so poor her deathbed folds back into the living room couch
-smokajoka

u wished for glory, HW title.. back when me & K largo had had it
Write wants to trade styles so much i put an embargo on fabric
-feeble minded vs. Mr. W.rite

And Rea...Elwo...whoever, take this sonnage as advice that hurts
cuz kid, filament for lightbulbs, not the bulk of ya whole damn verse
meters (if you don't get this, filler is waste of space in a verse, filament = filler meant)

but im generous lately, kid don't laugh
so ill split the LW title with kap.... & hand him the first half
Shadows Edge vs. Kapitolins (explanation: LW = lightweight title. L = loss as well)

I've never even heard of you..... there's no use me tryna hide it
This thread is like your coffin coz people know you're dead inside it
com

Heard you got into drugs... s'too bad, I had high hopes for ya see...
You'll either die in the hands of God, or we'll watch the G O D.
Twizted vs. God (G O D, O D = overdose)

You won't get too far, as a rapper, ya concepts are played
N ya style's Soda'mn Pop, s'no wonder your name's Reneg-ade
Ya too wack at this to get paid, but stick at it a while
You'll see cash stacks n' get top dollar...
........................but never touch the rest of the pile
me vs. Renegade

Ya wack dude, last time you dropped weak crap n' I beat you
Ya tried to hold a grudge...but your clumsy ass dropped that too
You're a wuss in the booth, but claim to have a scarier side
I bet ya eat lions for breakfast too...
.................since ya always forced to swallow your Pride
me vs. Schizmatic

bring 893457625689 people & get wrecked, syke
I'll beat you singlehanded
...til my verses don't resemble ya sex life
invasion of the Brits get smacked the hell down
how you going to hang out in Picadilly Circus
..& not call yourselves clowns?
-kapitolins (explanation: think about single-handed and the last 2 words lol)

claim your one of the best, but dope, you’re yet to bust
might be able to convince, but you can’t con the rest of us
-spitacular

That's the issue, cats named after chocolate don't give me jitters
We don't take ya serious, everyone just looks at Twix'n Snickers
me vs. Twixn (if ya don't get it, note to snicker = to laugh disrespectfully, and the guy's name was Twixn)

The wack in your rap, I hear it, it ain't spit, more like dribble
You the type to fish for compliments n' not even get a nibble
Take any dope track, one verse from Sirus is enough to ruin it
Cos everyone knows what ya get when ya add S to a hit
me vs. SirusX

A true hip-hop hero, you heard the industry was on fire...
...............................................gra bbed water n' ran back
When action's required, you're the first to act...............like you can rap

me

You'll never be king of rap, ya too crap to earn that place
But ya might get royal treatment and throne...out flat on ya face
me

This fool'll never get a girl, they'd rather use the Dark to hide
If women were given an ultimatum, they still wouldn't choose a 'Cide
me vs. Darkcide (geddit? choose a side, choose a 'cide :D )

I ain't jokin holmes, my fists'll stroke ya dome
and turn the housing of ur brain into a broken home
I'll smash u son, what else did u expect to see
When I say wack : worse ...
it's only time i talk about Spit & his crew respectively
Give me a gun, you'll see how good my aim is son
I'll have your head ajar, and leave your brain in one
When it comes to ur grill, I'ma be makin it swell
Then strip u of ur wackness & have u feelin naked as hell
-young philly vs. $pitacular

but congrats on the good news, i'll let ya head burn on the mantle
heard you landed a job, too bad ya punches can't learn from examples
-lay doubt