I did a search and did not find that these had been posted here before, so if this is a duplicate of a thread in existence already, my apologies.
*Acid Trip *Alamir's Fundamental Theorem *Anger God *Animate Bread *Anti-Magic Magic Missle *Become Dead (reverse of Resurrect Self) *Bigby's Clenched Teeth *Bigby's Critically Fumbling Hand *Bigby's Insulting Hand (the second finger is rather prominent) *Break the Wind *Change Elf *Charm Dead *Clear Audience (usually follows Delayed Blast Flatulence) *Create Coat Hanger *Cure Light Winds *Cure Smoked Ham *Deathwish *Detect Dead (Yep, he's dead alright...) *Detect Detect Spells *Detect Lightning Bolts (area: 5') *Detect Pervert *Detect Self *Drawmij's Instant Coffee (components: hot water and cup) *Enlightening Bolt *Enrage Dragon *ESPN *Evard's Blue Testicles *Explosive Friends *Globe of Vulnerability *Guess Alignment *Hair Extension I, II, III *Heel *Hold Bladder *Hold Self *Impress Plants *Improper Suggestion *Invisibility to Dead *Irritate Self *Kender Summoning I, II, III *Knock Knock *Legend Bore *Leomund's Grass Hut *Lightning Blot *Locate Right Hand *Maggot Missle *Magic Gristle *Mail of the Banshee *Melf's Acid Trip *Mildly Surprising Grasp *Mistaken Identify *Mordenkainen's Aroused Hound (can't get it off of the nearest leg) *Mordenkainen's Unfaithful Wife *Otto's Irresistible Disco-Duck *Part Hair *Phantasmal Fork *Power Word, NO! *Power Word, Puke *Protection from Self *Psychoanalyze Without Error (Zo, ven dit you shtop lofink your mutter?) *Remove Hand (yours) *Reservation *Resurrect Living *Sheepskin *Shocking Gasp (usually follows Tenser's Shocking Suggestion) *Silence of the Lambs, 15' radius *Speak With Self *Tasha's Controllable Mildly Unpleasant Laughter *Tasha's Uncontrollable Bladder *Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Flatulence *Teleport Without Destination *Teleport Without Terror *Tenser's Formatted Disk *Tenser's Shocking Suggestion (you want to WHAT??!) *Transmute Rock to Jazz *Unseen Manservant *Unseen Pervert *Wall of Dog *You Wish! *ZX-Spectral Force Originally compiled by Bill Garrett and Nushae Siobhan Fahey (101 Spells Not Worth Memorizing) ------------------ http://members.aol.com/lasttrueprincess/images/ltp4.gif You know childhood is over when a puddle seems like an obstacle instead of an opportunity. Is Too! Is Not! Is Too! Is Not! |
Ooookaaay...ROFL!http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...s/biglaugh.gif Where did you find this one? It´s wonderful.
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Lol! Where on earth did you find these? Power Word No! You have to love that one.
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http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif Off to the Dr's office & to run errands...see you all later http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/xyxwave.gif ------------------ http://members.aol.com/lasttrueprincess/images/ltp4.gif You know childhood is over when a puddle seems like an obstacle instead of an opportunity. Is Too! Is Not! Is Too! Is Not! [This message has been edited by Moni (edited 08-21-2001).] |
http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gifI like "hold bladder"http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif
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ROFL http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/noncgi/smiles/485.gif those are hilarious...I sometimes wonder about some of those 'other' spells, why would mages only create 'useful' spells!
Another one that I thought of when I memorized finger of death was fickle finger of fate ------------------ http://www.bestanimations.com/fantas.../dragon-04.gif Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig I've got to admit it's getting better, it's getting better all the time |
I went all the way down to number nine before I realized it was a joke...
I probably should not admit that, though... ------------------ http://members.aol.com/lasttrueprinc...ges/larry2.gif Devoted member of the Ironworks Loyal guardian of the OHF Member of the Ancients' club |
He he he he! hahahahaaha.... oh dear... sorry... those just really appeal to my sense of humour. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif
Thanks. That made me giggle. |
hahaha http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif Those are great Moni. It'd be a freakish scene to somehow combine Mordenkainen's Aroused Hound with Enrage Dragon.
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http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/noncgi/smiles/485.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no.../1orglaugh.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no.../1grlaugh2.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif Moni Larry, I think it was "animate bread" that clued me in http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif ------------------ http://members.aol.com/lasttrueprincess/images/ltp4.gif You know childhood is over when a puddle seems like an obstacle instead of an opportunity. Is Too! Is Not! Is Too! Is Not! |
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