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Moni 08-21-2001 09:55 AM

I did a search and did not find that these had been posted here before, so if this is a duplicate of a thread in existence already, my apologies.

*Acid Trip

*Alamir's Fundamental Theorem

*Anger God

*Animate Bread

*Anti-Magic Magic Missle

*Become Dead (reverse of Resurrect Self)

*Bigby's Clenched Teeth

*Bigby's Critically Fumbling Hand

*Bigby's Insulting Hand (the second finger is rather prominent)

*Break the Wind

*Change Elf

*Charm Dead

*Clear Audience (usually follows Delayed Blast Flatulence)

*Create Coat Hanger

*Cure Light Winds

*Cure Smoked Ham

*Deathwish

*Detect Dead (Yep, he's dead alright...)

*Detect Detect Spells

*Detect Lightning Bolts (area: 5')

*Detect Pervert

*Detect Self

*Drawmij's Instant Coffee (components: hot water and cup)

*Enlightening Bolt

*Enrage Dragon

*ESPN

*Evard's Blue Testicles

*Explosive Friends

*Globe of Vulnerability

*Guess Alignment

*Hair Extension I, II, III

*Heel

*Hold Bladder

*Hold Self

*Impress Plants

*Improper Suggestion

*Invisibility to Dead

*Irritate Self

*Kender Summoning I, II, III

*Knock Knock

*Legend Bore

*Leomund's Grass Hut

*Lightning Blot

*Locate Right Hand

*Maggot Missle

*Magic Gristle

*Mail of the Banshee

*Melf's Acid Trip

*Mildly Surprising Grasp

*Mistaken Identify

*Mordenkainen's Aroused Hound (can't get it off of the nearest leg)

*Mordenkainen's Unfaithful Wife

*Otto's Irresistible Disco-Duck

*Part Hair

*Phantasmal Fork

*Power Word, NO!

*Power Word, Puke

*Protection from Self

*Psychoanalyze Without Error (Zo, ven dit you shtop lofink your mutter?)

*Remove Hand (yours)

*Reservation

*Resurrect Living

*Sheepskin

*Shocking Gasp (usually follows Tenser's Shocking Suggestion)

*Silence of the Lambs, 15' radius

*Speak With Self

*Tasha's Controllable Mildly Unpleasant Laughter

*Tasha's Uncontrollable Bladder

*Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Flatulence

*Teleport Without Destination

*Teleport Without Terror

*Tenser's Formatted Disk

*Tenser's Shocking Suggestion (you want to WHAT??!)

*Transmute Rock to Jazz

*Unseen Manservant

*Unseen Pervert

*Wall of Dog

*You Wish!

*ZX-Spectral Force

Originally compiled by Bill Garrett and Nushae Siobhan Fahey
(101 Spells Not Worth Memorizing)



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debiler 08-21-2001 10:04 AM

Ooookaaay...ROFL!http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...s/biglaugh.gif Where did you find this one? It´s wonderful.

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Redblueflare 08-21-2001 10:08 AM

Lol! Where on earth did you find these? Power Word No! You have to love that one.

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Moni 08-21-2001 10:13 AM

Cool Quotes fantasy Collection

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[This message has been edited by Moni (edited 08-21-2001).]

debiler 08-21-2001 10:37 AM

http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gifI like "hold bladder"http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

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Moridin 08-21-2001 11:00 AM

ROFL http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/noncgi/smiles/485.gif those are hilarious...I sometimes wonder about some of those 'other' spells, why would mages only create 'useful' spells!

Another one that I thought of when I memorized finger of death was

fickle finger of fate

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Larry_OHF 08-21-2001 12:35 PM

I went all the way down to number nine before I realized it was a joke...
I probably should not admit that, though...

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Sharpedge 08-21-2001 12:39 PM

He he he he! hahahahaaha.... oh dear... sorry... those just really appeal to my sense of humour. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

Thanks. That made me giggle.

trux 08-21-2001 01:12 PM

hahaha http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif Those are great Moni. It'd be a freakish scene to somehow combine Mordenkainen's Aroused Hound with Enrage Dragon.

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Moni 08-21-2001 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by trux:
hahaha http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif Those are great Moni. It'd be a freakish scene to somehow combine Mordenkainen's Aroused Hound with Enrage Dragon.


Not to mention dangerous!
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Moni

Larry, I think it was "animate bread" that clued me in http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif



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