I'm going to do the unkosher -- post and run. I'm off to get the kids from daycare.

I just wanted to share a thought. My pseudonym is Father Bronze. Some shorten it to Bronze. Others to Father. Some to FB. Understand that I am not complaining about the way others shorten my name. If I had thought wisely, I would have chosen a name like Dick, realizing that it would be short enough not to shorten any further (sexual innuendo intended http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif ). However, I chose to call myself Father Bronze. The name begs to be shortened. It's 8 letters larger than Dick (sexual innuendo intended http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif sorry if I'm being bad http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif ). So when others shorten my name to FB, I have only myself to blame.

Every time I read FB all I can think of is f***ing b***ard. LOL. Again, I emphasize that I only have myself to blame.

So with this post I embrace my pseudonym's abbreviation.

I am a F***ing B***ard . http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

P.S. Please don't respond (although I know everyone will).
P.P.S. Don't turn this into another "friends" thread (which everyone won't). If you would like to help me rid my mind of this self-inflicted psychological scar, please give me suggestions as to other ways I could see the letters FB and think positive thoughts http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

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I always look at FB as Full Bore or all out. And yes, the innuendo is still there. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

BK

Lemme see now, what could FB be an abbreviation for instead of F***ing B***ard...... It could be:


Friar Bob
Friendly Boy
Friendly Bitch
Friend Bob
Friend Benny
Freundlische Bob
Freaky Bob
Fresh Bob
Funky Bob
Fat Bob
Flower Bob
Fickle Bob
Frowning Bob

All the ones I could think of at the moment http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif
I'll add some more later http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

I thought F***ing B***tard WAS positive !!!

OK, how about Friendly Bear? Flexible, Bouncy? Fried Bananas? Freckled Blonde? Fluffy Blanket?

or, better yet, maybe FB means FATHER BRONZE ??? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/hihi.gif


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Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes
"Let them come. Let them ALL come."

Fat Bastard? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif
Full Beer?

Just trying to be helpful.

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Oh yeah, how about

Flying Butterfly ? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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The RudeDawg
Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes
"Let them come. Let them ALL come."

Funky Bastard
Freakin' Bouncy
Frothy Beer(Whoah, NOW THERES A POSITIVE ONE! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif)

Fruity Bun?
Fat Bottom?
Full o'Beer?
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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp

Flaming Barbeque?

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The RudeDawg
Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes
"Let them come. Let them ALL come."

flower bob???? ROLFMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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