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Arvon 04-12-2005 12:46 PM

Hans Grapje was raised in a Catholic school in The Hague and, as a young man, aspired to become a priest, but was drafted into the Army during WWII and spent two years co-piloting B17s until his aircraft was shot down in 1943 and he lost his left arm. Captain Grapje spent the rest of the war as a chaplain, giving spiritual aid to soldiers, both Allied and enemy. After the war, he became a priest, serving as a missionary in Africa, piloting his own plane (in spite of his handicap) to villages across the continent. In 1997, Father Grapje was serving in Zimbabwe when an explosion in a silver mine caused a cave-in. Archbishop Grapje went down into the mine to administer last rights to those too severely injured to move. Another shaft collapsed, and he was buried for three days, suffering multiple injuries, including the loss of his right eye. The high silver content in the mine’s air gave him purpura, a life-long condition characterized by purplish skin blotches. Although Cardinal Grapje devoted his life to the service of God as a scholar, mentor, and holy man, church leaders agree: he will never ascend to the Papacy. No one wants a one-eyed, one-armed, flying purple Papal leader.

RevRuby 04-12-2005 01:06 PM

if it wasn't soooo bad i'd be laughing.

Kakero 04-12-2005 10:06 PM

Maybe should stick to other stuff. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Sir Goulum 04-13-2005 09:11 PM

That was baaad, Arvon. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

johnny 04-13-2005 09:46 PM

Flauw grapje hoor.

Arvon 04-13-2005 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by johnny:
Flauw grapje hoor.
Huh?

johnny 04-13-2005 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arvon:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by johnny:
Flauw grapje hoor.

Huh? </font>[/QUOTE]Buy a dictionary. :D

Sir Goulum 04-13-2005 09:50 PM

Speak english. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Arvon 04-13-2005 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by johnny:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Arvon:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by johnny:
Flauw grapje hoor.

Huh? </font>[/QUOTE]Buy a dictionary. :D </font>[/QUOTE]For three words? Pffffft!!!

johnny 04-13-2005 09:53 PM

Well, keep guessing then. [img]tongue.gif[/img] I can keep this up all night. :D


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