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Arvon 01-08-2004 07:34 AM

Life Under the Sea

What is life like under the sea? Is it a dogfish eat dogfish world? Is everyone united for a common porpoise? Or do they all split off in their own special groupers? Well, one tragic story indicates it's not so perfect down there.

There was once a brilliant sturgeon on the staff of the community health fishility. He was in fact one of it's flounders. Wiser than salmon, a fin fellow who would never shrimp from his responsibilities, he was successful and happy and always whistled a happy tuna.

One day one of his patients, a mere whipper snapper, started trouting around telling everyone the sturgeon's treatments had made him more eel than he had been and the conked him with a malpractice suit.

Well, the sturgeon was in a real pickeral. The board chased him off the staff and demanded his oyster. But fortunately the case smelt to high heaven so the judge denied the plaintiff's clam.

The board tried to hire the sturgeon back but by then he had hit the bottlenose pretty hard. But what's really shad about the story is that the sturgeon ended up on squid-row.

Intrepid 01-08-2004 08:09 AM

groan...

lennoncook should see this [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Bozos of Bones 01-08-2004 08:18 AM

This is... interesting... atleast...

Zuvio 01-08-2004 08:49 AM

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Me no get it....
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Dragonshadow 01-08-2004 10:31 AM

Ik... so much fish...

dplax 01-08-2004 10:37 AM

Just word games... (but some were good)

John D Harris 01-08-2004 12:34 PM

very punny ;)

Pikachu_PM 01-08-2004 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by John D Harris:

very punny ;)
Lol, now THAT was a classic

[ 01-08-2004, 02:12 PM: Message edited by: Pikachu_PM ]

VulcanRider 01-08-2004 02:23 PM

LOL! Wasn't there a "song", or at least somebody speaking with music in the background, that told a story something like this? Kind of a "buoy meets gull" tale? I think it was a little risque, 'cause IIRC he caught the crabs...

InjaYew 01-08-2004 05:44 PM

I don't know about anybody else, but that gave me a haddock. :D


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