<font color=pink>On a scale of 1 to 10, if you please :D
About 45 minutes ago, i was digging through my drawers searching for some lost eye shadow...what i found instead was a fire cracker, score! So i grabbed my lighter and headed out my door to the balcony, so i could fire it. Holding the lighter firmly in my left hand, i ignited the string, half a second later it exploded like a gunshot...right in my hand *slaps forhead* The result was my lighter getting knocked out of my lef hand about 10 feet away...a slice in my right thumb that goes down for about 1/10 of an inch, and a nasty blood blister in my right middle finger, not t mention this absurd ringing in my ears that won't go away... I give myself a 9...the only thing stupider then that is stickng scissors in a electrical socket(which i havnt done yet...)</font? |
aaaaah,anybody ever tell you you're supposed to throw them badboys?
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* hides scissors and puts covers on all the light sockets*
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i give it a 6 [img]smile.gif[/img]
you did everything right except for the fact that it was still in your hand when it went off...hey, nobodys perfect |
Not as dumb as me sticking in a *metal* implement into the socket end of a power cable for a portable tape recorder - when it was plugged into a live wall socket at the other end!!
Fortunately I only got a mild shock (otherwise I wouldn't be posting this now, would I? [img]smile.gif[/img] ) [ 06-12-2002, 11:35 PM: Message edited by: Hayashi ] |
<font color=pink>See the odd thing was i was gonna throw it, but as soon as the fire touched the thread it was instantaneous, i didnt even have time to blink [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>
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And the judeges say:
9.5 9.7 10!!!! Youre a winner!!! Way to go ACE!!! [img]smile.gif[/img] hehehehehehehe.... Betcha dont do that again in a hurry [img]smile.gif[/img] Please note that on the side of the firecracker it says "Light Fuse and GET AWAY FAST". It also says "Use only under adult supervision." Silly [img]smile.gif[/img] TOO FUNNY. All humour aside, I hope youre ok. I needed a good laugh right about now. TY ...... SILLY [img]smile.gif[/img] |
Well, I've done some pretty stupid things in my life - blowing my hand up with a firecracker however is not one of them... the light socket thing I did when I was a kid and I once had a tree fall on me (not a small one either) when I stood in the exact spot that my dad told me not to stand but to answer your question I'd give you an 8 - 9 being harmful to others and 10 causing serious injury or even death :D
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<font color=pink> :D I should dye my hair blonde instead of red :D </font>
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It could've been worse, you coulve tightened your hand around it before lighting it O_o then you would be typing one handed...
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