The global war between Christians and Muslims is in reality the outcome of a devious Buddhist plot to rule the world, said the Dalai Lama today during a tour of Canada.

The spiritual leader of the world's four hundred million Buddhists chuckled joyfully as he proclaimed that Buddhism will soon be the greatest religion on Earth.

"Christian and Muslim fight fight fight," Lama said when questioned by our RealStupid reporter in a Vancouver restroom. "Next Hindu and Jew fight fight fight. What left? Fat happy Buddhist!"

Lama explained that elite Buddhist secret agents had been infiltrating select government agencies in the United States and Saudi Arabia in order to foment the ongoing world war between Christians and Muslims. He claimed that equally stealthy Buddhist operatives are currently at work in key Hindu capitals (Calcutta, Varanasi) and in the capitals of Judaism (Tel Aviv, Hollywood.)

Why would a religion based in compassion and peace want to take over the world? "Because the world turn its back on us when China annex Tibet in 1949," Lama sighed. "Payback tough, what you call, a 'bitch,' yes?"

Our RealStupid reporter asked Lama for a final piece of wisdom while his holiness was drying his hands.

"If you must share secret, share it with fool," Lama suggested, beaming; "for even if he tell secret, no one believe him."

LOL. Im joking folks.


(Ziroc Edited: Please, no 'ALL CAPS' titles.)

[ 05-08-2004, 12:16 AM: Message edited by: Ziroc ]

I hope your Joking! lol Cuz if you wernt i would think even more little of my Canadian Brothers to the north its bad enough They're a lil French and say "ey" and "aboot" now your writing for the "Weekly Wrold News"(buncha stoners thinking of article rather funny) [img]redface.gif[/img]

ROFL Dalamar :D

....Right. :D

I knew it. :D

Divide and conquer, oh yeah I love it. :D

And the moral of the story is well.... you can't trust religon.

steveum - learn the difference between "your" and "you're" and "more little" = "less" [img]tongue.gif[/img] Nosaj, you can't trust what you don't know, and I don't know what "religon" is :D

Hmmm I can see the funny side, but not sure Buddhists would appreciate it. Hmm no Buddhists here so it's ok to take the piss? I mean come on guys you know I'm a pisstaker, but religion is one area that's off-limits to piss-taking unless you're a low-down scum-type dickhead.

LOL! That`s funny dude. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

And let's all laugh at the Atheists oppression of Buddhists in China/Tibet, and Christianity in Soviet Russia. Let's look at the way muslims treated buddhist landmarks in Afgahnistan.

Nosaj, "religion" is impersonal. Religion won't do anything without humans. You can't trust humans, if anything. Humans use religion to achieve an end. All religion is is a pathway.