so I'm sitting in class today, savouring the last lingering taste of my cafe mocha when suddenly the caffeine kicks in. naturally what do I do in this situation but doodle? so after I draw my little imp guy lording over his coffee cup muttering something about his precious, I start to think this one line over and over: "Touch not my caffeine!"

then I got to thinking, what would the 10 Commandments of a Coffe Lover be?
so I'm now on here (still feeling the effects of my caffeine high) and looking for suggestions from you guys.
I've got a starter:

1) Thou shalt not sample thy neighbour's coffee, though thy mayst desire of it.


think of any more??


esspresso+chocolate syrup+steamed milk= WHOA

"esspresso+chocolate syrup+steamed milk= WHOA" nice one

let's see...how about

2)thou shalt never leave the house without having drank at least 2 cups of cofeeeeeeee

hey now, it doesn't have to be coffee. i am a cafeine addict but i don't drink coffee or tea...gimme my coca-cola please.

3.) thou shalt always appreciate your high

4) Thou shalt imbide at any time and for any reason.


the weird thing with me is I don't like coffee itself, but rather I like coffee products. these come mainly in the forms of nummy espresso and such, so basically the REALLY caffeine filled ones. and tea, must have my 2 cups of tea enery night

5)There is no such thing as too much toppings that spoils a coffee, preaching otherwise is blasphemy of caffine.

6) Thou shalt honour thy cup as thou does thy coffee.

Thou shalt not spill. http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/mica/Cartangry.gif

7) Thou Shall Not Defy Thy Coffee lest you want to bringith a headache upon thy-self

I don't know about you guys but if i don't have caffine at least once a day i get a massive headache.

8. I am the coffee, thy beverage. Thou shalt have no other beverages before me.

<font color=lime>9)Thou shalt think twice before waking thy without thy's first cup ready.

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[ 02-02-2004, 11:04 PM: Message edited by: LordKathen ]