A blind bunny and a blind snake were born at the same time, and grew up together, becoming the best of friends. Neither one knew what kind of creature the other one was, and one day decided to touch each other and describe the sensations. The snake went first - "You're all furry, have two ears and a fluffy little tail." The bunny was overjoyed, shouting, "I'm a bunny, I'm a bunny!" Then the bunny felt the snake - "You've got slimy skin, beady eyes and a forked tongue." The snake moaned, "Oh, no, I must be a lawyer..."

What is it that a chicken definatly can't do?
A duck might have a better chance but probally can't do?
A goose well a goose might have a good chance at being able to do?
And a lawyer should do every single time?

Take his bill and stick it up his arse.

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<font color="cocooo">Trust is indeed a shiny jewel,</font><font color="eoa8oo">set in the stone of friendship.</font><font color="eo7ooo">And much like any other stone</font><font color="eo38oo"> can be use to crush the skulls of those unsuspecting.</font><font color="eooooo">To clear the path for me to claim</font><font color="cooo3o"> my rightfull place as master of all I survey.</font>http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif
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[This message has been edited by sageridder (edited 08-29-2001).]