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Hivetyrant

02-26-2006 04:02 AM

Errmmm.....

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A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

Dragonshadow

02-26-2006 04:48 AM

Now there is a relationship I can't see lasting very long

True_Moose

02-26-2006 05:03 AM

Um, if he was doing the nasty with the goat in the first place, is this really a punishment? :eek:

I like the dowry idea though. :D

Iron Greasel

02-26-2006 05:10 AM

Punisment? Why punish him? Now as he has a goat of his own he'll stay away from other peoples goats. And if he doesn't, they can always punish him later.

True_Moose

02-26-2006 05:13 AM

Well, I'm guessing that the point of the exercise is public humiliation. Unless he doesn't care, in which case it'll backfire spectacularly. :D

Ivelliis

02-26-2006 06:04 AM

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

LOL That quote...classic.

Let's just hope he doesn't force the goat into signing one of those wedding contracts like that bloke in the other thread :D

Kakero

02-26-2006 05:54 PM

Oooo...How nice! I want to see how their kids look like. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Ilander

02-26-2006 06:02 PM

...and they didn't even need a shotgun :D

Chewbacca

02-26-2006 06:32 PM

I feel sorry for the goat.

johnny

02-26-2006 06:44 PM

At least goats don't nag when you come home late at night from the pub. :D

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