Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles.
1. What do you put in a toaster? The answer is bread. If you said "toast", then give up now and go do something else. If you said, "bread", go to question 2. 2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk". What do cows drink? Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk", please do not attempt the next question. If you said, "water" then proceed to question three. 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from? Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "glass", then go on to question four. 4. Twenty years ago, a plane is ; flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors - East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"? Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said, "Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the next question. 5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every minute then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour? Answer: One degree, proceed to the final question. 6. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver? Answer: Oh, for heaven sake! It was YOU ! |
I failed at number 2....Im so ashamed...but I cheated and continued anyway after I failed. I managed to complete all the rest without a single slip up.
*pats self on back* |
Here is another.
You're inside a house. All walls are facing south. You look out of a window (to the south of course ;) ) and see a bear. What color is it? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - White! If all walls are facing south you are at the north pole ==> it's an icebear |
shucks, i cant believe i failed the last one! so simple, yet very annoying. btw, how can all walls face south?
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All walls face south if it's specifically built on top of the north pole itself -- only the inside walls would face north.
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OLD OLD OLD OLD [img]smile.gif[/img] I managed a perfect score...woohooo but I didn't the first time I took the test years ago ;) </font> |
I've heard all these before and so didn't fail once...but Faceman's one got me.
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I fail at no 3. I R ashame. ;)
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Got 'em all right, thats an old test [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Same as MagiK here. I knew the answers almost before I read the questions. ;)
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