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For you education, elucidation and comment, I offer the following.....
1. The difference between love and lust. 2. How to change a tire, a diaper, and a woman's mind. 3. When to hold on and when to let go. 4. Your capacity for intimacy and alcohol. 5. Basic carpentry, plumbing and automotive repair. 6. Advanced foreplay. 7. At least one woman other than their mother whose love for them is substantial and enduring. 8. Trouble when he sees it. 9. True love when he feels it. 10. A load of bull when he hears it. 11. The symptoms of PMS and how to deal with them. 12. His strengths and weaknesses. 13. How to fast-talk and slow-dance. 14. The art of seduction. 15. That his wife (lover, girlfriend) is not his mother. 16. A woman's erogenous zones. 17. How to negotiate the inevitable compromises of a romantic relationship in ways that keep both sides as happy as possible. 18. What he wants out of life and how to go after it. 19. Which medical tests he needs and when to get them. 20. How to make money, dinner, conversation and love. 21. His own needs and another person's ability to fulfill them. 22. How to start a fire-in the hearth and the heart. 23. A realistic plan to secure his retirement. 24. An idealistic plan to secure his grandchildren's future. 25. How to unhook a bra with one hand-in the dark. 26. Where to get breakfast/gas/a prescription filled at 2 am. 27. How to give a toast and take a compliment. 28. How to be gracious in victory and defeat. 29. When to talk and when to listen. 30. At least one true friend who will be there whenever he calls. 31. The fundamental workings of the female psyche. 32. The Ten Commandments. 33. The importance of trying to follow them. 34. His way around a kitchen. 35. The futility of unrequited love. 36. The ecstasy of unconditional love. 37. How to open a bottle of champagne. 38. How to negotiate. 39. How to close a deal. 40. The magic of a woman Bugger it - back to school for me then..............http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif ------------------ Regards http://homepages.compuserve.de/ComtessaM/img/anr.gif Mouse |
http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/eek.gif I've only got 8 years left...
well, I am well on my towards some of them... http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/hihi.gif needs LOTS of work on others... ------------------ http://publish.hometown.aol.com/tobb...s/rudedawg.jpg http://www.phpshop.net/images/bg2guy/cov09.jpg The RudeDawg Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes and my girlfriends, Pamila and Phil |
#25 should be with out hands!!
I didn't say that it must have been my evil twin!http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...hterpurple.gif |
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Actually, you don't need any hands at all. Just rip that thing off. Same effect, and you save time. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif ------------------ GameBanshee, where I shall be a moderator, one day... [This message has been edited by The Pope (edited 05-06-2001).] |
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You lose the romantic effect that way. My way, you can claim divine intervention and say it's a "greater force" bringing you together. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/tdo9.gif AW YEAH! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/338.gif ------------------ http://publish.hometown.aol.com/tobb...s/rudedawg.jpg http://www.phpshop.net/images/bg2guy/cov09.jpg The RudeDawg Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes and my girlfriends, Pamila and Phil |
*tiptoes in, looks around* Oh my! *giggle*! You are definitely entertaining today! LOL I could offer to help you learn a few things, there Mouse, but aren't you a married type rodent? LOL
Now RudeDawg *seductive little smile* is another kettle of fish altogether...I saw a 'single again' post someplace, didn't I? LOLOLOL *smiles as she sees RudeDawg looking for the exit* Teehee.... Cloudy, Fabulous Forty ------------------ http://publish.hometown.aol.com/tobb...s/bestow~1.jpg Raindancer of the Laughing Hyenas Clan Storm-Queen StormCloud of the Black Knight Heart Mind Soul Forever |
FEW... 19 years left.
If I'm 21 should I know 21 of them? Because I suspect I'm not even close to that. Can I count 1/2 points aswell? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif |
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Single rodent who endorses the idea of continuing education!!! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif
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