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Post here for Mary and her lil lamb jokes... [img]smile.gif[/img] Here is one: Mary had a lil lamb and it ran into a pylon 1000V went through it and it turned into nylon. :D </font> |
Mary had a little lamb
she tied it to the heater every time it tried to move it burnt it's little peter ----------- Mary had a little lamb She threw it in a well Threw a stick of dynamite in and blew it all to hell |
<font color = lightgreen>Poor Mary with her lamb cried "boo hoo!"
She wailed out so loud, "Who knew?" She'd opened the gate To the she-lamb, the mate But her stud-lamb was in fact a ewe. ********** Mary had a little lamb From the farm it was a defector It liked to bleat just like a ram But she kept it quiet for Lecter.</font> [ 05-15-2002, 03:13 PM: Message edited by: Azred ] |
Mary had a little lamb, [img]graemlins/lamb.gif[/img]
that lived out in the yard, Mary said it was kind, The lamd turned around and grinned, poked out Mary's eyes, and then Mary went blind. Okay so i just made that up! |
Mary had a little lamb
She thought it was really sweet But it was the son of Sam and cut off her feet Hmm... that didn't go so well - I guess I should't write poetry at midnight [ 05-15-2002, 05:51 PM: Message edited by: Ar-Cunin ] |
Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead Now it goes to school with her Between two chunks of bread (how cruel) |
Mary had a little name
its had a nice white fleece she later became a pr0no star and her sheep, a bass singer in Grease... ----------- Mary wanted a little lamb she wanted one so bad! She stole one from its mother one day and her mommy got real ma-aa-aad... so she was stalked by fleecy predators and was slain int he night... the detectives at the crime seen... had only woolen evidence, ever so white... |
<font color=Orange>Mary had a piece of ham,
piece of ham, piece of ham! Mary had a piece of ham, its greasyness really does show! She took it with her to school one day, school one day, school one day! She took it with her to school one day, and all of her friends laughed! But after a while she threw it away, threw it away, threw it away! But after a while she threw it away, because it got all moldy!!!!!!</font> |
Mary had 2 Little lambs
They weren't just skin and bone She's now up 97 quid And much happier alone |
<font color="pink">You guys are making this too complicated!
Mary had a little lamb... But I ate it</font> |
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