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Originally posted by caleb:
They started charging to get in to hanama bay before I left. Here are Bk's questions

7. Why do bards suck so much?

*GLARE* Caleb, I KNOW BK is aware of this, but did I ever mention that I LIKE the bards? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif

CB, Dragonslaying <font color="silver">BARD</font> and Elflet of the Realms

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Storm-Queen
StormCloud of the Black Knight
Heart Mind Soul Forever

Most of my bard bashing is directed at male bards cloudbringer. They remind me of boy bands. Female bards are like britney spears but at least shes nice to look at.

EDIT: BOW TO ME MY POSTS ARE AT 666!

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[This message has been edited by caleb (edited 05-16-2001).]

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Originally posted by caleb:
Most of my bard bashing is directed at male bards cloudbringer. They remind me of boy bands. Female bards are like britney spears but at least shes nice to look at.

EDIT: BOW TO ME MY POSTS ARE AT 666!

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...Britney Spears? GAG ACK GAG http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no.../1orglaugh.gif

Cloudy

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Storm-Queen
StormCloud of the Black Knight
Heart Mind Soul Forever

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Originally posted by Moridin:
Here are a few more to keep you occupied BK (some just for fun http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif)

1 How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
2 If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
3 Why does the existence of other solar systems, like 51 Pegasi, upset the current ideas of how our solar system was formed?
4 What is the #1 pizza topping in Australia? (hint in America it is Pepperoni and in Japan it is Squid, OK maybe that is not a hint?!?!)
5 How many bathrooms are in the White House?
6 Why do they have braille on the drive-up windows at banks?
7 Can God make a rock so big that he himself cannot pick it up?
8 The average American does this 233 times in their lifetime?
9 What do Abe Lincoln, Walt Disney and Dan Akroyd have in common?
10 What is another word for Thesaurus?
11 Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical questions?

1. He keeps the snowplow at his house and his automobile at the dept of roads and highways.

2. Red

3. Seems to be some arguement about the way plants rotate around it (if at all) -- not a good answer, but hey, I'm hungry and doing this before breakfast . . .

4. Cheese?

5. 32, none of 'em public, the blimey bastards . . .

6. Because blind people could either walk up or have someone drive them. (or, it is an equal opportunity thing and they have ta

7. No

8. Blantant guess here, but Change the Oil on the Car

9. The are all people who have never sleep on my couch . . .<font size = -3> well they are <font size =2>

10. Book of Synonyms

11. Hmmmmmmmm . . .

BK

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Champion of Truth, Justice and Cloudy's Way
Captain of the Knights of the Golden Dragons
Heart, Mind, and Soul
Offical Wizard and Warrior Questioner
What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?
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Originally posted by Mouse:
BK - I've always wondered why I wake up when my alarm goes off. Shouldn't I wake up when it goes on....... http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/confused.gif

Ummmm might be that annoying sound that has been conditioned into our minds to wake us up

BK

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Originally posted by n00bies:
A train, and a housefly, are heading directly at each other at a very high speed. The train and the fly then collide. Now obviously, the fly will hit the train, the train will overcome the fly, and the fly will head in the other direction.

Now the laws of physics state for an object to head in one direction, then have a 180 degree change (which the fly undergoes), then there must be an instant where said object experiences no motion. Think of a baseball, the instant the bat hits the ball, it has to stop for a brief second then go the other way.

So the question is: Since this is an elastic collision, and the fly undergoes a 180 degree turn in motion, and since the train is attached to the fly at this instant...

... does the fly, technically, stop the train?
http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

**BK has blank pasty stare, drool forming at the corner of his mouth** ...**he searches for the answer and just starts nodding his head up and down and moves on to the next question . . .

BK

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Originally posted by Cloudbringer:

AHEM! *glare*

And so starts the long and SOGGY summer of Ohio, known to all as the "The Year The Black Knight Ticked of his Consort, the Storm Queen". Oh and the state declared that in pennance, BK would answer questions for anyone who came to ask for as long as as it rained. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

Cloudy *giggle*

Hey, honey, it doesn't work to punish someone with what they are already doing. Called double jeapordy. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

BK

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The Black Storm Cloud of the Night
Consort to a Queen
Champion of Truth, Justice and Cloudy's Way
Captain of the Knights of the Golden Dragons
Heart, Mind, and Soul
Offical Wizard and Warrior Questioner
What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?
Ironworks Answer Man

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Originally posted by Donut:
Hi BK.

Please explain the significance of the animation in my sig.

ummmm riiiiiight. Magic eight ball says to ask again later. (stupid eight ball)

BK

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Originally posted by Cloudbringer:

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...Britney Spears? GAG ACK GAG http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no.../1orglaugh.gif

Cloudy

Wow . . . I haven't heard cloudy gag like that since . . . oh nevermind http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/FRblush.gif

BK

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http://publish.hometown.aol.com/tobb...emonknight.gif
The Black Storm Cloud of the Night
Consort to a Queen
Champion of Truth, Justice and Cloudy's Way
Captain of the Knights of the Golden Dragons
Heart, Mind, and Soul
Offical Wizard and Warrior Questioner
What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?
Ironworks Answer Man

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Originally posted by caleb:
1.Correct
2.Lord Shield

I don't recommend trying such training. You do get used to it, but it hurts when doing it