Lines to pick up redneck chicks

The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means there's more room for your tongue
Honey, I'm hotter than a rooster in a hen house!
Why do you think they call it a pick-up truck?
You ever wonder why they call the back of a pick-up truck the BED, baby?
I know we're cousins, but this is Arkansas.
I got a six pack of Busch and the new Hank Williams Jr. CD
Baby you're finer than a new set of snow tires.
Wanna see the new Velvet Elvis painting I just hung in my trailer?
God wants us to be together. That's why he gave us the same parents!
You're prettier than a beer truck pulling up in my driveway
Get in the truck, sis!

Pick-up lines for elves only

I'm down here!
Just because I've got bells on my feet doesn't mean I'm a sissy!
I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys
I'm a magical being. Take off your bra
I get a thimbleful of tequila into me and I turn into a wild man!
You'd look hot in a Raggedy Ann wig
All day I make toys -- all night I make love
We don't see many happening' ladies north of the Arctic Circle
That's quite a set of ornaments you've got there
I can get you off the naughty list
I'll make you shake like a bowl full of jelly
I've got something you can hang a wreath on

Pick-up lines that just won't work


Hi, my name is ____. Don't forget it, because you'll be screaming it later on tonight.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag
That shirt is very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away
I'm a necrophiliac. How good are you at playing dead?
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you
If you were a booger I'd pick you first
Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?

[ 11-12-2004, 05:59 PM: Message edited by: Dreamer128 ]

Heh Stormy, any of these sound familiar? :D

Heh Stormy, any of these sound familiar? :D </font>[/QUOTE]you know that was seriously a low blow [img]tongue.gif[/img] why do you assume I am a redneck just becuase I am from Arkansas?...................
and this one here in paticuliar was even lower.....

Actually, I had meant to edit out the redneck chicks part. It goes without saying that since you are using a computer, by default, you aren't a redneck. [img]smile.gif[/img]

I assumed that perhaps living in Arkansas you might have heard one or two of these particular lines before? [img]smile.gif[/img]

I have heard a few of them sadly....

Excruciatingly funny. I can just picture a pint-sized elf getting his face slapped good. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Btw, Animal, I love your new sig!

This is great :D

hehe..the elves ones are quite nice. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Redneck rocks redneck rocks... err not really [img]smile.gif[/img]

It's funny all of them :D

Hey, I take offense to that. You sayin rednecks can't use this odd contraptions? [img]tongue.gif[/img]