I case you haven't noticed, I am now a Stone Golem. A big, ugly, hulking, bald Stone Golem. If you make posts here, I can respond and you can help rid me of this afflication know as Stone Golem-itis.

Please make your contribution today to the Help Reeka Get Out of Stone Golem Hell Fund.

All contributions are fully tax deductable!

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O_H_F

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Hey pretty lady...

Want ta be a Silver Dragon ???

Want ta be WITH a Silver Dragon? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/338.gif


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[This message has been edited by RudeDawg (edited 06-05-2001).]

You are not ugly. Remmber what I told you the other night.

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Then your sig means your the best looking Stone Golem I have ever seen.
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[This message has been edited by Wulfere (edited 06-05-2001).]

Rudi!!! You dog you!!!

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O_H_F

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John, yes I do remember.

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O_H_F

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Thank you, Wulfere, but I don't want to be any kind of Stone Golem

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O_H_F

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Just doin my part to help... http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/hihi.gif

So, http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/338.gif ???



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Well then I guess I have to post some more...
Of course you could just clout me with a finely chiseled dainty hand and break my neck.
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I feel ya. I used to be Elminster, now I'm just a guard. BTW, if anyone could make a stone golem look good, it's you.

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"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."
-General George Patton (1885-1945)
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Rudi, you have to help me get to silver dragon first!

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O_H_F

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MILAMBER
I agree whole heartedly!

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What about me. Now I am sad and now will have to leave now.

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Why would I want to break your neck, Wulfere? Something you should tell me?

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O_H_F

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Just what does the OHR do to unwanted advances Reeka, and by the way the name will blossom, like a butterfly.
Conan

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http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...les/portal.jpg Use the portal please!

[This message has been edited by Conan (edited 06-05-2001).]

ooohhhh
30 posts to Stone Golem for you ..... http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/wow.gif



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Milamber, May be you should explain the "I feel ya" part.



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O_H_F

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Just bowing to the measure of your power oh mighty stone golemes...
hey you wants help you gets help.


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[This message has been edited by Wulfere (edited 06-05-2001).]

If you delete the "Stone" in Stone Golem and put in "Flesh" instead, then you can have fun with paladins, according to Jan Jansen's aunts book anyway.

Well, Conan, I will refer all questions concerning unwelcome advances (to me I assume) to my clan master, Rikard. He makes the rules


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O_H_F

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ROTFLMAO !!!

AAHHH HAHAHAH !!!!

Hey.. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/eek7.gif I was here first... http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/338.gif



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Wulfere, the help is MOST appreciated.

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O_H_F

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NEB, I didn't come up with the titles Ziroc did. I'm stuck!

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O_H_F

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Hey...I know this Mage...Necromancer actually...named "Random the Mad"
He would say...
"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....Flesh Golem..!"

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Rudi, didn't you know that Silver Dragons are species specific?

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O_H_F

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No hitting on my friend. Keep your hands to yourself.

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Flesh Golem, huh?

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O_H_F

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Ah...are Stone Golems really that bad?
Powerful, solid. Many an adventurer has found crushing doom at their hands.
You should be proud to be a Stone Golem.
http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...les/DRUIDD.gif

Also, they are slow, stupid and aren't especially pretty, except for Reeka of course, she is the only pretty stone golem in existence.

<h2>I WAS !!!</h2>

'Course, now I'm a Silver Dragon...



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That maybe so. But if you call her ugly you will have to deal with me.

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Why thank you, Neb. I take back killing you in the BG2 Bar.

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O_H_F

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Have you ever looked at a Stone Golem, Djinn Raffo? Are you saying I look like that?

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O_H_F

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They keep trying to tell me that, but.... http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

C'mon...
You, me, a bucket of chicken... http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/338.gif


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Hey, Random has Drow Zombie Bimbo Love Slave Named Greta. Of course I don't wanna met her. Zombies are kinda ichy ya know. Much rather be with the stylishly chisled
and ever lovely Reeka Golem.

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What's the bucket of chicken for, Rudi? I am intrigued.

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O_H_F

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You hitting on my friend RudeDawg.

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Are you sure you want to know? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif.

Do I want to know what, Neb? Oh, do you know what the chicken is for?


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O_H_F

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I feel ya, meaning I feel where your coming from. I understand what you mean about being upset because you had a cool title and then it was stripped away and replaced with one less then satisfactory as a "reward" for your diligent posting.



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"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."
-General George Patton (1885-1945)
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