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<H1>Welcome Everyone, Pull Up a Stool</H1>
<H2>First Orders Please!!!</H2> A Groan comes from the corner of the room "A Pint of beer, please" Coming right up Jerome!!! Anyone Else!!! "A large whiskey"shouts Lord of Alcohol as he stumbles through the door. "Ahh the good stuff for LOA, On its way!!!!!" "Cider for me PB"says Davros. "Next........" Welcome, this post is for all you guys and gals that fancy a nice cold drink...Beer, Wine, Soda Pop, I do the lot. Its another place to relax and drown those sorrows of a hard week at work, school, etc... On the other hand for anyone who fancies a nice warm cup of cocoa visit my friend CLOUDY down the road at her world renouned "Cloudy's Cafe" This post is a place you can talk about absolutely everything from the news thats happening around the world at the mo to politics and even the subject of sport...wink,wink...Memnoch,Davros,Donut,etchttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif So I think thats me explained everything so come on down and have a good time at PB's Pub. Ohh I almost forgot everyone make sure you dont drink too much, I dont want to have to see any of those Pub brawls or worse having to barr you. Enjoy http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif ------------------ http://members.aol.com/lasttrueprinc...n_da_butta.gif |
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Machinehead darts in, pounds a quick Rolling Rock and darts back out.
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I'll stick with hot tea... *goes over to the pinball machine at the other side of the room, puts the quarter in, and starts playing*
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Tequilla......NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Good god mate, we're going back to school on monday.
I need you're strongest concoction to forget about that http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif ------------------ http://www.animfactory.com/animation...s/j_md_clr.gif |
Eh, I am underaged and are not allowed to drinks containing alcohol... could I have carrot-juice insted?
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*finds a funny looking oragne bottle with no label...*
Hmmm, well, it's orange, so it *could* be carrot juice.... http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif ------------------ http://www.animfactory.com/animation...s/j_md_clr.gif |
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Do we need Punkbuster to enter this bar?
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*shrugs*
Looks like we've both became dragons Rikard... http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif WOOAR! This the last time lioness bosses me about! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no.../1grlaugh2.gif ------------------ http://www.animfactory.com/animation...s/j_md_clr.gif |
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*shrugs*
Bugger if i know. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...s/rolleyes.gif ------------------ http://www.animfactory.com/animation...s/j_md_clr.gif |
btw aren't you like 3 years older then lioness?
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Red Dragons are the strongest of the evil dragons
This is a White Dragon, Chromatic White Dragon CLIMATE/TERRAIN: Arctic plains, hills, mountains, and subterranean FREQUENCY: Rare ORGANIZATION: Solitary or clan ACTIVE TIME: Any DIET: Special INTELLIGENCE: Low (5-7) TREASURE: Special ALIGNMENT: Chaotic evil NO. APPEARING: 1 (2-5) ARMOR CLASS: 1 (base) MOVEMENT: 12, Fl 40 (C), Sw 12 HIT DICE: 11 (base) THAC0: 9 (at 11 HD) NO. OF ATTACKS: 3+special DAMAGE/ATTACK: 1-6/1-6/3-16 (2d8) SPECIAL ATTACKS: Special SPECIAL DEFENSES: Variable MAGIC RESISTANCE: Variable SIZE: H (24'base) MORALE: Elite (15-16) XP VALUE: Variable White dragons, the smallest and weakest of the evil dragons, are slow witted but efficient hunters. They are impulsive, vicious, and animalistic, tending to consider only the needs and emotions of the moment and having no foresight or regret. Despite their low intelligence, they are as greedy and evil as the other evil dragons. The scales of a hatchling white dragon are a mirror-like glistening ground. As the dragons ages, the sheen disappears, and by the time it reaches the very old stage, scales of pale blue and light gray are mixed in with the white. White dragons speak their own tongue, a tongue common to all evil dragons, and 7% of hatchling white dragons have an ability to communicate with any intelligent creature. The chance to possess this ability increases 5% per age category of the dragon. Combat: Regardless of a target's size, a white dragon's favorite method of attack is to use its breath weapon and special abilities before closing to melee. This tactic sometimes works to the dragon's detriment, as it can exhaust its breath weapon on smaller prey and then be faces with a larger creature it must attack physically. If a white dragon is pursuing creatures in the water, such as polar bears or seal, it will melee them in their element, fighting with its claws and bite. Breath weapon/special abilities: A white dragon's breath weapon is a come of frost 70' long, 5' wide at the dragon's mouth, and 25' wide at the base. Creatures caught in the blast may Save versus Breath Weapon for half damage. A white dragon casts its spells and uses its magical abilities at 5th level, plus its combat modifier. From their birth, white dragons are immune to cold. As they grow older, they gain the following additional abilities: Juvenile: ice walking, which allows the dragon to walk across ice as easily as easily as creatures walk across flat, dry ground. Mature adult: gust of wind three times a day. Very old: wall of fog three times a day, this produces snow or hail rather than rain. Wyrm: freezing fog three times a day. This obscures vision in a 100' radius and causes frost to form, creating a thin layer of glare ice on the ground and on all surfaces within the radius. Habit/Society: White dragons live in chilly or cold regions, preferring lands where the temperature rarely rises above freezing and ice and snow always cover the ground. When temperatures become too warm, the dragons become lethargic. White dragons bask in the frigid winds that whip over the landscape, and they wallow and play in deep snow banks. White dragons are lackadaisical parents. Although the young remain with the parents from hatchling to juvenile or young adult stage they are not protected. Once a dragon passes from it hatchling stage, it must fend for itself, learning how to hunt and defend itself, learning how to hunt and defend itself by watching the parents. White dragons' lairs are usually icy caves and deep subterranean chambers; they select caves that open away from the warming rays of the sun. White dragons store all of their treasure within their lair, and prefer keeping it in caverns coated in ice, which reflect the gems, especially diamonds, because they are pretty to look at. Ecology: Although white dragons, as all other dragons, are able to eat nearly anything, they are very particular and will consume only food which has been frozen. Usually after a dragon has killed a creature with its breath weapon it will fall to devouring it while the carcass is still stiff and frigid. It will bury other kills in snow banks until they are suitably frozen. White dragons' natural enemies are frost giants who kill the dragons for food and armor and subdue them for guards and mounts. ------------------ http://www.phpshop.net/images/rikard/rikard2.gif |
Hmmm, see what you mean....
C'mon the read dragons! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif ------------------ http://www.animfactory.com/animation...s/j_md_clr.gif |
Heya! Gin and tonic, twist of lime, please!
Rikard, I have a fondness for Cloud Dragons meself. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif CloudofaThousandNames ------------------ http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/bestow1.jpg Raindancer of the Laughing Hyenas Clan Storm-Queen StormCloud of the Black Knight: Heart Mind Soul Forever "To sleep, perchance to dream..." |
sure you have cloudy http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif
anyways Jerome how can you let yourself be bossed around by a 2 year yonger girl? ------------------ http://www.phpshop.net/images/rikard/rikard2.gif |
Suprisingly easily..... http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif
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And he may be two years older(I'm 13)...but the maturity level... http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif ------------------ http://members.aol.com/lasttrueprinc...s/lioness1.jpg Sword Saint of the HADB Clan Waitress and entertainer at Cloudy's Cafe Little Angel of Ironworks :angelwings: |
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And some people hate rodents... http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif
Hiya Mousey! How r u? ------------------ http://members.aol.com/lasttrueprinc...s/lioness1.jpg Sword Saint of the HADB Clan Waitress and entertainer at Cloudy's Cafe Little Angel of Ironworks :angelwings: |
Mata Hari was Dutch
No Dutch Girl can resist me http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif So i boss Lioness around Cool... ------------------ http://www.phpshop.net/images/rikard/rikard2.gif |
hey, ill have the strongest thing you got. i just started school back, and i want to forget the first few days. oh, my ID? hmm... i think i left it over here somewhere... hey, just give me five cans of Jolt cola. i KNOW they dont make it anymore, but im sure you have a few vintage bottles here, dont you?
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Uh oh.... she's going into aggressive mode.... *hides under table* http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif
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anyways Lioness beware I have the power of CAPSLOCK and as appose to Jerome I know how to use it [insert really evil laugh] ------------------ http://www.phpshop.net/images/rikard/rikard2.gif |
I AM THE ENBROIDERMENT OF CAPSLOCK, DO NOT OVERESTIMATE YOUR ABILITIES...O GREAT WHITE ONE.
AND I'M HIDING...ER... CAMPING UNDER THIS TABLE FOR PURELY STRATEGIC REASONS...YES.....http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/uhoh3.gif ------------------ http://www.animfactory.com/animation...s/j_md_clr.gif |
yeah uh huh...so thats you two making all that noise?
*yells to passersby* "Don't worry, there bark is worse than their bite!" http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif ------------------ http://members.aol.com/lasttrueprinc...s/lioness1.jpg Sword Saint of the HADB Clan Waitress and entertainer at Cloudy's Cafe Lil' Angel :angelwings: |
YOUR POWERS JEROME
ARE (as they so often tell me) PATHATIC (or howeverthat is spelled) AND LIONESS i don't think we've met I'm Rikard Rikard T'Aranaxz (well not really but you know the thing with nicknames and all) Second Leader of the Order of the Holy Flame Secretary of the Ancients Club ehm yeah i know Only Survivor of the Holy Smiting Thread (Jerome is still alive but look at him) and well ehm a couple of things more And you are Lioness the Newbie i presume http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif ------------------ http://www.phpshop.net/images/rikard/rikard2.gif |
Rikard likes to throw his age around.
Hate to tell you mate, but at the rates she's posting at she'll pass us by before too long.... http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...s/rolleyes.gif ------------------ http://www.animfactory.com/animation...s/j_md_clr.gif |
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and it's p-a-t-h-e-t-i-c. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif That also could describe your titles. ------------------ http://members.aol.com/lasttrueprinc...s/lioness1.jpg Sword Saint of the HADB Clan Waitress and entertainer at Cloudy's Cafe Lil' Angel :angelwings: |
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But can any of you sing like a drunken scot? http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif
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Sure Mate any time
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